"Nine days. Nine days and no quotes. Actually, it's after midnight, so ten days and no quotes." - Pat
"Yeah, where've you been on the quotes?" - Kelly
"Do my boobs look bigger today?" - Kelly
"Donna got us kicked out of [of The Loft]... She's hardcore." - Jason
Jess: Are you for real?
Dave: I'm life.
"Dude you should call in drunk and come to GR this weekend with Dave." - Billy
"Your subconscious appears to be a little feisty this morning." - Kadee
"Gotta do what you do, haha, and give no fucks about it." - Kadee
"I guess I'm a triflin' hoe sometimes" - Kadee
Me: He's drinking a Bloody Mary? He has big balls.
Dave: No, he has issues.
Friday, November 21, 2008
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Daily quote #579
"Hey man, Bri is here. LITTLE F.Y.I. YOU SLOB." - Scott
Me: What are you two bitches up to tonight?
Scott: 'Bout to have this bitch buy me dinner, take me out, and blow me. Pimpin'.
"I was thinking about quitting the Loft and working at Subway, but then I thought about how depressed I'd be." - Dom
Me: What are you two bitches up to tonight?
Scott: 'Bout to have this bitch buy me dinner, take me out, and blow me. Pimpin'.
"I was thinking about quitting the Loft and working at Subway, but then I thought about how depressed I'd be." - Dom
Monday, November 10, 2008
Daily quote #578
"I was going to go to the park, but I'd rather get laid." - Scott
"We're havin' a movie day? Better not tell anyone about that. Better not tell anyone, unless you tell 'em we're drinkin' 40z too because then it makes us badasses." - Scott
Scott: Where the egg?
Me: How the hell you lose an egg?
Scott: Just like I lost my mother fuckin' mind! I don't even know!
"When we move in together, it's like you're moving in w/ a girl. Don't tell anyone though." - Scott
"I got closure last night!" - Kelly
"But hey, when I take a pregnancy test and it's positive I'll take a picture of it and send it to you so you can add it to your collection." - Melanie
"Alright, I'm going to get Torey. If I'm not back in thirty minutes I got arrested and I'm in jail, I'll be out tomorrow." - Pat
Roy: Obama!
James: Auto Sales!
Random person: Yo, what's that smell?
Jermain: It weed nigga!
"You're totally fucked." - Lauren on my current situation I'm in.
"We're havin' a movie day? Better not tell anyone about that. Better not tell anyone, unless you tell 'em we're drinkin' 40z too because then it makes us badasses." - Scott
Scott: Where the egg?
Me: How the hell you lose an egg?
Scott: Just like I lost my mother fuckin' mind! I don't even know!
"When we move in together, it's like you're moving in w/ a girl. Don't tell anyone though." - Scott
"I got closure last night!" - Kelly
"But hey, when I take a pregnancy test and it's positive I'll take a picture of it and send it to you so you can add it to your collection." - Melanie
"Alright, I'm going to get Torey. If I'm not back in thirty minutes I got arrested and I'm in jail, I'll be out tomorrow." - Pat
Roy: Obama!
James: Auto Sales!
Random person: Yo, what's that smell?
Jermain: It weed nigga!
"You're totally fucked." - Lauren on my current situation I'm in.
Friday, November 7, 2008
Daily quote #577
"So your slutty boss wants to meet me and hang out?" - Jeremy
"I'm drunk at work. Weird." - Jess
"Damn, look at that! Niggas got new concrete to bang on!" - Scott regarding the new sidewalks on North Saginaw street.
Me: I just peed a little.
Jason: With happiness? Ha-Pee-Ness?
"I don't want to touch my cock when I pee, I've been playing with murcury." - Jason
Me: I've never peed on carpet before.
Jason: Me neither. It felt kind of liberating.
"I'm drunk at work. Weird." - Jess
"Damn, look at that! Niggas got new concrete to bang on!" - Scott regarding the new sidewalks on North Saginaw street.
Me: I just peed a little.
Jason: With happiness? Ha-Pee-Ness?
"I don't want to touch my cock when I pee, I've been playing with murcury." - Jason
Me: I've never peed on carpet before.
Jason: Me neither. It felt kind of liberating.
Monday, November 3, 2008
Daily quote #576
"Just wondering if you're up for some super secret covert operations under the cover of darkness tonight." - Jason
Sunday, November 2, 2008
Daily quote #575
"I've never packed a bowl before in a school desk." - Brittany
"Hey, you just ran my pockets. Scott you bastard." - Jason
"National Graphic here I come!" - Jason as he's shooting party pictures.
Random: What are you suppose to be [for Halloween]?
Justin: The realest mother fucker in this bitch!
"Hey, you just ran my pockets. Scott you bastard." - Jason
"National Graphic here I come!" - Jason as he's shooting party pictures.
Random: What are you suppose to be [for Halloween]?
Justin: The realest mother fucker in this bitch!
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Daily quote #574
Me: When I say 'hip', yall say 'hop'. Hip!
Beth: Fuck you.
Taryn: Go fuck yourself.
"Whatever, I got coupons for being slutty." - Kelly
"I think I'm going to puke or shit my pants in about five seconds." - Kelly
Kelly: What does that mean, like really?
Me: Nuttin'.
Kelly: You want to?
"I worked at a preschool once, drank too much the night before, had to work at 7 in the morning and went into work hammered. The little kids loved me that day." - Hayley
Me: Scott and I played a game of 50 point Dominoes last night. Game lasted over two hours.
Dave: You guys are ridiculous
Jess: Do you hate me?
Me: Yeah.
Jess: Glad we're on the same page.
Lisa: It's Devil's night, don't egg my house.
Scott: We won't, but we might burn that bitch down! EAST SIDE NIGGA WHAT?!
"I will punch you in the face. You see this fist? Potential energy." - Jess
Beth: Fuck you.
Taryn: Go fuck yourself.
"Whatever, I got coupons for being slutty." - Kelly
"I think I'm going to puke or shit my pants in about five seconds." - Kelly
Kelly: What does that mean, like really?
Me: Nuttin'.
Kelly: You want to?
"I worked at a preschool once, drank too much the night before, had to work at 7 in the morning and went into work hammered. The little kids loved me that day." - Hayley
Me: Scott and I played a game of 50 point Dominoes last night. Game lasted over two hours.
Dave: You guys are ridiculous
Jess: Do you hate me?
Me: Yeah.
Jess: Glad we're on the same page.
Lisa: It's Devil's night, don't egg my house.
Scott: We won't, but we might burn that bitch down! EAST SIDE NIGGA WHAT?!
"I will punch you in the face. You see this fist? Potential energy." - Jess
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Daily quote #573
"Don't make me kick you in the face." - Michele
"Hope you catch a disease and die or something." - Beth
"Your mother just saw a naked girl in her kitchen." - Jess
"I tried getting on myspace the first time [I got mega wasted], and tried messaging you. I fell down on my way. They then proceeded to write on me." - Jay
"Hope you catch a disease and die or something." - Beth
"Your mother just saw a naked girl in her kitchen." - Jess
"I tried getting on myspace the first time [I got mega wasted], and tried messaging you. I fell down on my way. They then proceeded to write on me." - Jay
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Daily quote #572
"I wanna be you for a day, so I might just be you for Halloween. I will just wear a flannel shirt and some jeans and carry around a camera and beer. Oh and I'll be way fucked up before I do anything." - Alyssa
Me: How do you know Garth Brooks?
James: My momma white.
Me: How do you know Garth Brooks?
James: My momma white.
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Daily quote #571
"Is that two niggas kissin'?" - Scott while watching Jerry Springer.
"If we got pulled over, I'll pretend I'm drunk." - Scott while I'm driving him home at 9:36am.
"I need a hug." - Scott
Erin: Are you a scientist? What are you doing back there?
Scott: Gettin' drunk!
Erin: So I heard you're gay.
Scott: What?
Scott's Mom: Fuck you!
Scott: Yeah fuck you too!
Me: You're the moon to my starry sky.
Jess: You're an idiot.
"By the way, you're spelling a lot of stuff all whack. It's okay if you're drunk, but if you're not, then you're just dumb." - Erin
"...and finding out Scott is actually dating someone is surprising as when I found out Scott skated. What happened to his 'Hip-Hop Game' status?" - Erin
"Her titties so nice she knock my dominoes over." - Scott
"He can teach me how to suck a dick, and that's about it. Teach me how to suck a dick. Whoooo, I love me. Straight up dick. But yo, that's how the hip hop girls like it. Straight hip hop." - Scott regarding someone's boyfriend.
"If we got pulled over, I'll pretend I'm drunk." - Scott while I'm driving him home at 9:36am.
"I need a hug." - Scott
Erin: Are you a scientist? What are you doing back there?
Scott: Gettin' drunk!
Erin: So I heard you're gay.
Scott: What?
Scott's Mom: Fuck you!
Scott: Yeah fuck you too!
Me: You're the moon to my starry sky.
Jess: You're an idiot.
"By the way, you're spelling a lot of stuff all whack. It's okay if you're drunk, but if you're not, then you're just dumb." - Erin
"...and finding out Scott is actually dating someone is surprising as when I found out Scott skated. What happened to his 'Hip-Hop Game' status?" - Erin
"Her titties so nice she knock my dominoes over." - Scott
"He can teach me how to suck a dick, and that's about it. Teach me how to suck a dick. Whoooo, I love me. Straight up dick. But yo, that's how the hip hop girls like it. Straight hip hop." - Scott regarding someone's boyfriend.
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Daily quote #570
"Yeah right Eminem. I just wanna say to him, 'Yeah right Eminem. You full of shit.'" - Scott
"What's Bright Eyes? Yo know the words to Vanessa Carlton, so if it's something gay I'm not surprised." - Erin
Me: I gotta pee. I need to find a bathroom.
Jason: I just peed in the sink.
"She thinks I a lot now? I'm not even depressed yet! Wait until there's snow on the ground!" - Scott
"I'll be damned if Bri doesn't dump me this winter when she realizes I'm a drunken piece of shit. God damned!" - Scott
"I don't even want to be on your level. That's how shitty you are." - Donna
"Give me a ticket before I got to jail!" - Scott
"I got a bowl in my sock." - David
"Fuck the cops!" - Pat as two cops are outside the party.
"You're a pretty funny guy. I hear you get drunk at parties and write things down to post online." - The woman at Lucky's Liquor regarding The Daily Quote.
"If you ever get a girlfriend, I will hunt them down and beat them up for being so retarded." - Kelly
"Awww, I want to carve pumpkins with you." - Kelly
Joey: You don't need to shave, and you don't need to go to work.
Me: I do need to shave. It's for the ladies. It's why I fuck bitches and you fuck whatever you do.
Joey: I hate you. I take what I can get.
"Your pops has strong sneakers." - Donna
"I'm a total Harry Potter nerd and I toootally don't give a fuck." - Kadee
"What's Bright Eyes? Yo know the words to Vanessa Carlton, so if it's something gay I'm not surprised." - Erin
Me: I gotta pee. I need to find a bathroom.
Jason: I just peed in the sink.
"She thinks I a lot now? I'm not even depressed yet! Wait until there's snow on the ground!" - Scott
"I'll be damned if Bri doesn't dump me this winter when she realizes I'm a drunken piece of shit. God damned!" - Scott
"I don't even want to be on your level. That's how shitty you are." - Donna
"Give me a ticket before I got to jail!" - Scott
"I got a bowl in my sock." - David
"Fuck the cops!" - Pat as two cops are outside the party.
"You're a pretty funny guy. I hear you get drunk at parties and write things down to post online." - The woman at Lucky's Liquor regarding The Daily Quote.
"If you ever get a girlfriend, I will hunt them down and beat them up for being so retarded." - Kelly
"Awww, I want to carve pumpkins with you." - Kelly
Joey: You don't need to shave, and you don't need to go to work.
Me: I do need to shave. It's for the ladies. It's why I fuck bitches and you fuck whatever you do.
Joey: I hate you. I take what I can get.
"Your pops has strong sneakers." - Donna
"I'm a total Harry Potter nerd and I toootally don't give a fuck." - Kadee
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Daily quote #569
"This is about to feel so natural." - Scott
"Yo player, what's playin'?" - Mitch
"So I don't remember the Loft last night. Work was a bitch too." - Justin regarding his 21st birthday.
"Those the new dorms? Ima start rapin' bitches." - Anonymous
"Yo player, what's playin'?" - Mitch
"So I don't remember the Loft last night. Work was a bitch too." - Justin regarding his 21st birthday.
"Those the new dorms? Ima start rapin' bitches." - Anonymous
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Daily quote #568
"It's fucked up when you get hit on in the office while you're getting tested." - Dave
"I already don't like this kid." - Beth as she walks in the back to interview a kid.
"I'm going to get a spray tan. I'm going to be orange and sexy." - Kelly
"In Midland I'm known as a big slut that always cheats on her boyfriend." - Kelly
"Is your shirt from the 2nd grade?" - Jess
"I already don't like this kid." - Beth as she walks in the back to interview a kid.
"I'm going to get a spray tan. I'm going to be orange and sexy." - Kelly
"In Midland I'm known as a big slut that always cheats on her boyfriend." - Kelly
"Is your shirt from the 2nd grade?" - Jess
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Daily quote #567
"I don't like needles and I don't like surprises so I think I'll just hold back and stick to my guns." - Joey regarding getting tested.
"I was drawing you and it turned into a bum." - Jess
"Open up cum fartin' bitches." - Todd talking to his DVD player.
"Dino breath." - Joey
"Is this a legitimate bed?" - Jess
"This is the first time kissing in Sam Burnstings office." - Jess
"My car smells like booze thanks to you."
"I can't wait for Daily Quote #666. We have to make it super rad."- Joey
"I was drawing you and it turned into a bum." - Jess
"Open up cum fartin' bitches." - Todd talking to his DVD player.
"Dino breath." - Joey
"Is this a legitimate bed?" - Jess
"This is the first time kissing in Sam Burnstings office." - Jess
"My car smells like booze thanks to you."
"I can't wait for Daily Quote #666. We have to make it super rad."- Joey
Monday, October 20, 2008
Daily quote #566
"If I shit my pants will you make fun of me?" - Scott
"Wanna do shots of vodka? Go get me a spoon and a needle. We about to shoot up vodka."- Scott
"Blink 182 isn't that bad. I mean, they got me through high school. [We both break out laughing hard as fuuuk.] Just kidding." - Scott
Scott: Cum in her.
Me: No, that's fucking dumb.
Scott: Come on dude, it'd be funny.
"Nigga, Ima theripist." - Scott
"You know in the winter all we do is get wasted and discover new rap? What if we run out of hip hop and start listening to screamo again? Oh, that's another thing. We always mack bitches in the winter, but we only fuck 'em in the summer time." - Scott
"I downloaded 11 death metel albums today; Lifes fucked." - Tanner
"Whore." - Maya
"It's alright, I getcha. everyone has their "I feel like a princess!" moments. I won't tell anyone." - Kadee
"Wanna do shots of vodka? Go get me a spoon and a needle. We about to shoot up vodka."- Scott
"Blink 182 isn't that bad. I mean, they got me through high school. [We both break out laughing hard as fuuuk.] Just kidding." - Scott
Scott: Cum in her.
Me: No, that's fucking dumb.
Scott: Come on dude, it'd be funny.
"Nigga, Ima theripist." - Scott
"You know in the winter all we do is get wasted and discover new rap? What if we run out of hip hop and start listening to screamo again? Oh, that's another thing. We always mack bitches in the winter, but we only fuck 'em in the summer time." - Scott
"I downloaded 11 death metel albums today; Lifes fucked." - Tanner
"Whore." - Maya
"It's alright, I getcha. everyone has their "I feel like a princess!" moments. I won't tell anyone." - Kadee
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Daily quote #565
Me: You're running.
Heidi: I'm galloping.
Me: This is a nice bench to sit on.
Jason: Isn't that like, your office where you sit all day?
(NOTE: This was in regards to my A Walk In The Park photo series.)
"Is his knocking my hustle? He's knocking my hustle." - Jason talking to Scott.
"You've been a dick all day." - Scott
"I'm glad we're on the same gravy level." - Kadee
"I'll grind the deep end for a photo." - Billy
Heidi: I'm galloping.
Me: This is a nice bench to sit on.
Jason: Isn't that like, your office where you sit all day?
(NOTE: This was in regards to my A Walk In The Park photo series.)
"Is his knocking my hustle? He's knocking my hustle." - Jason talking to Scott.
"You've been a dick all day." - Scott
"I'm glad we're on the same gravy level." - Kadee
"I'll grind the deep end for a photo." - Billy
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Daily quote #564
"I would make her suck my big vagina. Not that I have a big vagina, but I'd make it big for her to suck on." - Taryn
"Will some of you niggas fight? It ain't Bobby's w/out a fight." - Perry
"Ima b'bout to die." - Quad
"Happy Sweetest Day Justin." - Kelly
"Sometimes I really miss your dickness in my life... but most the time I don't." - Alyssa
"So I was in flint today, and I thought of you and wondered if somehow, I would run into you with a beer in one hand and a camera in another. But I didn't and I was a little upset because I could've used a drink." - Kelsey
"Will some of you niggas fight? It ain't Bobby's w/out a fight." - Perry
"Ima b'bout to die." - Quad
"Happy Sweetest Day Justin." - Kelly
"Sometimes I really miss your dickness in my life... but most the time I don't." - Alyssa
"So I was in flint today, and I thought of you and wondered if somehow, I would run into you with a beer in one hand and a camera in another. But I didn't and I was a little upset because I could've used a drink." - Kelsey
Friday, October 17, 2008
Daily quote #563
"What are you doing for sweatest day tomorrow? [Me: *lots of laughing*] Just kidding, I just said it for a reaction." - Steph
"So I've come to realize I'm not comfortable peeing w/ a picture of you starring at me, right next to the toilet." - Heidi regarding the picture of myself taped to the bathroom wall at work.
"Do you know where I can buy candy cigarettes?" - Donna
"Oh well. Atleast I have tits. That'll get me a husband." - Erin/Ohio
"So I've come to realize I'm not comfortable peeing w/ a picture of you starring at me, right next to the toilet." - Heidi regarding the picture of myself taped to the bathroom wall at work.
"Do you know where I can buy candy cigarettes?" - Donna
"Oh well. Atleast I have tits. That'll get me a husband." - Erin/Ohio
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Daily quote #562
"Ants don't mess around. Ever see Indiana Jones?" - Dom
Dave: Check this out fool.
Dom: Quit callin' me fool!
"You should text Kelly and say, 'Bitch.'" - Beth
"Oh wow, you're actually sick and note just faking it this time?" - Beth regarding me calling in to work today.
"I'm assuming you're up to no good somewhere downtown, so when you do get arrested, tell my dad I said hi." - Erin
"Did you move already or get arrested or something? Haven't heard from you in a minute." - Erin
Dave: Check this out fool.
Dom: Quit callin' me fool!
"You should text Kelly and say, 'Bitch.'" - Beth
"Oh wow, you're actually sick and note just faking it this time?" - Beth regarding me calling in to work today.
"I'm assuming you're up to no good somewhere downtown, so when you do get arrested, tell my dad I said hi." - Erin
"Did you move already or get arrested or something? Haven't heard from you in a minute." - Erin
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Daily quote #561
"Think it's bullet proof?" - Dom regarding the John Deere tracker that drives around downtown w/ windows.
"Just wondering, how many times a day do you get called 'asshole'?" - Erin/Ohio
"Are you shooting porn now, Mr 18 years of age?" - Erin/Ohio
"You know what they need to bring back? Real ass gladiators." - Kadee
Melanie: I am so homesick.
Me: Aww... Drive home. Let me take your photo on Wednesday. I'm in a dry spell.
Melanie: I'm not having sex with you.
"Maybe desperate times could call for desperate, colorful measures, and if it's dark, you never know what you got." Kadee in response to Joey in #560.
"Just wondering, how many times a day do you get called 'asshole'?" - Erin/Ohio
"Are you shooting porn now, Mr 18 years of age?" - Erin/Ohio
"You know what they need to bring back? Real ass gladiators." - Kadee
Melanie: I am so homesick.
Me: Aww... Drive home. Let me take your photo on Wednesday. I'm in a dry spell.
Melanie: I'm not having sex with you.
"Maybe desperate times could call for desperate, colorful measures, and if it's dark, you never know what you got." Kadee in response to Joey in #560.
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