"I want to take a shit right at midnight, so I can be shitting my way into the New Year." - Billy
"You're up here pretty early today." - The guy at the Liquor Store.
"Bitch, you a bitch!" - Scott
"Yo, you can't quote the affects of Miller!" - Scott
"Yo! Yo! What the fuck?! ... You knock magnets off my fridge n shit!" - Scott as two bitches are fighting in his kitchen.
"Yo, quote that! 'Yo! Wha tha fuck nigga?!'" - Scott
"Yeeeah!" - Scott
"Scott sucks cock!" - Me
"No, we gonna get a ticket for being all Miller'd out!" - Scott
"I peed my pants once, just to see how it felt. I was wearing skinny jeans and didn't like it." - Morgan
Monday, December 31, 2007
Daily quote #304
"I'm sooo wanting breakfast. You drive, drunk ass. If you can cut prints you can drive." - Scott
"We're all gay man just depends on how gay we actually are. Your case? Reeeeal gay. Hahah. Joking. I'm not gay." - Scott
"LOL! Dude you're money'd." - Scott
"I got worked on Zinger at a cement park and realized never want kids." - Dave
"We're all gay man just depends on how gay we actually are. Your case? Reeeeal gay. Hahah. Joking. I'm not gay." - Scott
"LOL! Dude you're money'd." - Scott
"I got worked on Zinger at a cement park and realized never want kids." - Dave
Daily quote #302
"Don't feel weird...It's Poppa Bear!!! That dude gave you the gift of life. It's partially his fault that you're on planet Earth. (haha) He's rad in my book." - Matt K in response to my bulletin about it being weird to have an old man in your top eight.
"You know you say some really funny shit all the time, you might not realize it because no one quotes you. They dont want to bite your steez. But yeah, you spew epic from the grill on the daily." - Joey
"How exactly does one shake a pussy?" - Joey
Me: Can I bang your girlfriend?
Joey: Why? Hahaha. I mean no. Hahahaha. Why was the first thing I said 'why' and not 'no'? Somethings wrong w/ me. I don't know, do you have a good reason? ... Haha, awkward silence.
"When the bowling ball weighs more than you, bust out the japanese engineering." - Joey
"Thats how shit is man. Blurry cats all day every day." - Joey
"I'm Project Petrie." - Dave
"Bleach anything cool by accident?" - Joey
Jen: I think that's a record. Two mental break downs in 48 hours?
Me: Can I daily quote that?
Jen: Yeah, sure, so everyone knows that not only am I a bad sister but I'm a crazy person as well (see quote #29_)?
"I'm goin' to get a fainting dog. When I yell at him he asses out." - Scott
"You know you say some really funny shit all the time, you might not realize it because no one quotes you. They dont want to bite your steez. But yeah, you spew epic from the grill on the daily." - Joey
"How exactly does one shake a pussy?" - Joey
Me: Can I bang your girlfriend?
Joey: Why? Hahaha. I mean no. Hahahaha. Why was the first thing I said 'why' and not 'no'? Somethings wrong w/ me. I don't know, do you have a good reason? ... Haha, awkward silence.
"When the bowling ball weighs more than you, bust out the japanese engineering." - Joey
"Thats how shit is man. Blurry cats all day every day." - Joey
"I'm Project Petrie." - Dave
"Bleach anything cool by accident?" - Joey
Jen: I think that's a record. Two mental break downs in 48 hours?
Me: Can I daily quote that?
Jen: Yeah, sure, so everyone knows that not only am I a bad sister but I'm a crazy person as well (see quote #29_)?
"I'm goin' to get a fainting dog. When I yell at him he asses out." - Scott
Daily quote #301
"I made a tie dye shirt in the fifth grade... that shit ain't cool anymore." - Scott
"I will kill you." - Morgan
"I will kill you." - Morgan
Daily quote #299
"I'd suck his [Marc Johnson's] dick. Quote that and I'll break your neck." - Scott
"Whatever Baby wants, Baby get's." - Scott
"Dude, we can super glue it!" - Scott after shooting a full two-liter of pop w/ his blow gun.
"It doesn't even pierce metal? Shits gay!" - Scott after trying to shoot his bear gun w/ his blow gun.
"Dude, I'm not going to shoot you again again unless I'm hunting!" - Scott
"My grammy's real proud I don't drink." - Scott
"What if your momma comes out? Ima shoot her in her tittie." - Scott
"You can make out w/ me... ya bitch!" - Scott
"Well it looks like she's been gang banged." - Scott
"Whatever Baby wants, Baby get's." - Scott
"Dude, we can super glue it!" - Scott after shooting a full two-liter of pop w/ his blow gun.
"It doesn't even pierce metal? Shits gay!" - Scott after trying to shoot his bear gun w/ his blow gun.
"Dude, I'm not going to shoot you again again unless I'm hunting!" - Scott
"My grammy's real proud I don't drink." - Scott
"What if your momma comes out? Ima shoot her in her tittie." - Scott
"You can make out w/ me... ya bitch!" - Scott
"Well it looks like she's been gang banged." - Scott
Daily quote #298
"I LOL everytime it says, huffing sharpies. Then I wonder if you really are." - Joey in regards to my away message, 'Huffing sharpies'.
"..I wanna smack my mom for paying $18 for a CD though. CDs? CDeez nuts?" - Joey
"..I wanna smack my mom for paying $18 for a CD though. CDs? CDeez nuts?" - Joey
Daily quote #297
Six year old cousin: What are you guys doing?
My uncle who is also a cop: Huffing air.
My uncle who is also a cop: Huffing air.
Daily quote #296
"Your brain is a hard drive. Write dat shit." - Scott
"Lets listen to some boner inducing music." - Joey
"But yeah, if you tryin' to get a proper blow job, that chest has to be everywhere!" - Scott
"For real? Nigga to nigga?" - Scott
"You quotin' so hard you can't hang?" - Scott
"The "Ain't Nobody Home Jerk" is where it's at. Light some candles n shit." - Scott
"..that reminds me of when I came up on yo mommaz back." - Scott
"We smell like men. We smell like we got beards and shit." - Joey
"You're a twat sometimes." - Joey
"You can fuck my momma all you want, bro." - Scott
Joey: I'll give you some straight dome nigga!
Me: QUOTE!
Joey: DUDE!
"Where's the hot water? This shit is burning my face!" - Joey
"You guys owe me some money. I gave you guys $11 and I have two 40z." - Joey
"You're a cuntbucket." - Joey
"Lets listen to some boner inducing music." - Joey
"But yeah, if you tryin' to get a proper blow job, that chest has to be everywhere!" - Scott
"For real? Nigga to nigga?" - Scott
"You quotin' so hard you can't hang?" - Scott
"The "Ain't Nobody Home Jerk" is where it's at. Light some candles n shit." - Scott
"..that reminds me of when I came up on yo mommaz back." - Scott
"We smell like men. We smell like we got beards and shit." - Joey
"You're a twat sometimes." - Joey
"You can fuck my momma all you want, bro." - Scott
Joey: I'll give you some straight dome nigga!
Me: QUOTE!
Joey: DUDE!
"Where's the hot water? This shit is burning my face!" - Joey
"You guys owe me some money. I gave you guys $11 and I have two 40z." - Joey
"You're a cuntbucket." - Joey
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