"Do you know I hate you?" - Kelsey
"I need a new word to replace 'asshole' for you. You've heard it so many times it doesn't affect you." - Kelsey
"God you're such an asshole." - Kelsey
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Daily quote #498
"I was reading yesterdays quotes and I was wondering if you get with every girl you hang out with?" - Morgen in reference to daily quote #497
"When I first met you I thought you were an asshole stoner. Now I just think you're an asshole." - Amber
"Shit, I'd fuck a seagull. I mean, fuck, you'd do it too. You're stranded at sea, ain't nobody gunna find out." - Scott
Me: Scott I think you're an alcoholic. I think you might have a problem.
Scott: No way, I can quit at anytime.
"I believe that if you're in America, you have NO REASON to spell color as colour." - Billy
"When I first met you I thought you were an asshole stoner. Now I just think you're an asshole." - Amber
"Shit, I'd fuck a seagull. I mean, fuck, you'd do it too. You're stranded at sea, ain't nobody gunna find out." - Scott
Me: Scott I think you're an alcoholic. I think you might have a problem.
Scott: No way, I can quit at anytime.
"I believe that if you're in America, you have NO REASON to spell color as colour." - Billy
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Daily quote #497
"Big Bear and King Cobra, pretty much anything animal named is cheap and
dope. If it's named after a natural disaster it's good too." - Billy regarding cheap beer.
"I'm going to get you a bunch of [Little] Caesars napkins from work so next time you're w/ a girl you can cum in the napkins and go out in style." - Scott
"You'll smuggle weed for me? You're a true friend man." - Scott
"They [China] can make my plastic forks, my cheap lighters, my gas station novelty toys, and WalMart, but not my beer." - Billy
"I'm so happy this conversation isn't recorded." - Kelly regarding some shit that shouldn't be recorded.
Me: What are you doing tonight?
Scott: Selling weed. You?
Me: When are you starting college?
Scott: I'm not unless you are.
Me: I'm not. Haha.
Scott: ight then.
dope. If it's named after a natural disaster it's good too." - Billy regarding cheap beer.
"I'm going to get you a bunch of [Little] Caesars napkins from work so next time you're w/ a girl you can cum in the napkins and go out in style." - Scott
"You'll smuggle weed for me? You're a true friend man." - Scott
"They [China] can make my plastic forks, my cheap lighters, my gas station novelty toys, and WalMart, but not my beer." - Billy
"I'm so happy this conversation isn't recorded." - Kelly regarding some shit that shouldn't be recorded.
Me: What are you doing tonight?
Scott: Selling weed. You?
Me: When are you starting college?
Scott: I'm not unless you are.
Me: I'm not. Haha.
Scott: ight then.
Monday, July 28, 2008
Daily quote #496
"Yeah, I've noticed you don't hold back on your daily quotes; That's part of what makes them great I think." - Father Bear
"I missed my Astro Van Man." - Heidi with her teeth clenched.
"Have you been tanning? Your legs look African." - Heidi
"Quote me right or don't quote me at all!" - Heidi
"Check this out, I learned how to burp on command." - Heidi
"I'm thinking about getting baptized again because I've been saying some really mean things about people." - Heidi
"I missed my Astro Van Man." - Heidi with her teeth clenched.
"Have you been tanning? Your legs look African." - Heidi
"Quote me right or don't quote me at all!" - Heidi
"Check this out, I learned how to burp on command." - Heidi
"I'm thinking about getting baptized again because I've been saying some really mean things about people." - Heidi
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Daily quote #495
"You just look like you smoke pot because you skateboard and you're trashy." - Whitney
"I drank three beers last night at Famous Dave's. One for Beth, one for you, and one for me. Yours was first. I chugged it." - Michele
"Quit being serious." - Whitney
"I'm going to buy you a nipple to drink out of." - Whitney
"Get water if you're thirsty, you'll stay drunk longer that way too." - Billy
"I drank three beers last night at Famous Dave's. One for Beth, one for you, and one for me. Yours was first. I chugged it." - Michele
"Quit being serious." - Whitney
"I'm going to buy you a nipple to drink out of." - Whitney
"Get water if you're thirsty, you'll stay drunk longer that way too." - Billy
Friday, July 25, 2008
Daily quote #494
"Yo, it's my birthday!" - Dave
"You're a nutcase!" - Dave
"You're a god damn liar." - Dave
"Thanks for denying me on life." - Whitney
"This is $12.99 so put it on the 'Kill Yourself' rack." - Beth
"You're a nutcase!" - Dave
"You're a god damn liar." - Dave
"Thanks for denying me on life." - Whitney
"This is $12.99 so put it on the 'Kill Yourself' rack." - Beth
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Daily quote #493
"Oh that's cute! [Looking at my skateboard tattoo] ..and, are you listening to Tupac? Awww sheeeit." - Girl working at Taco Bell
"Oh man, Beth is going to yell at this kid so much tonight." - Michele
"I'm going to have to yell at this new kid so much tonight." - Beth inregards to a new-hire at work.
"Friday is going to be filled with skateboarding, strippers, and booze." - Dave
"Oh man, Beth is going to yell at this kid so much tonight." - Michele
"I'm going to have to yell at this new kid so much tonight." - Beth inregards to a new-hire at work.
"Friday is going to be filled with skateboarding, strippers, and booze." - Dave
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Daily quote #492
"Are you aware the photographer just slept w/ the model?" - Whitney
"I'm not trying to get my balls tickled by Uncle Ball Toucher." - Dave
"Wouldn't that be awesome if you had a vagina on your hand so you can please yourself whenever?" - Whitney
"Are you coming onto me for more Boone's Farm? Geeze." - Dave
"*Snort*" - Whitney
"Betchya won't quote it!" - Dave
"Shane stressed me out and I'm not even dating the kid." - Dave
"Thugs have to learn their lesson when they're not thugs." - Dave
"I almost fought a dad at the skatepark." - Anonymous
"Everyone thinks I'm a sleeze because of you. ... I am though." - Dave
"I'm under-construction in the downstair area." - Whitney
"We can only hope to bas great as Matt K one day. You remember what happened last time I tried juggling ho's?" - Scott
"You have good legs for a guy." - Kelly
"I just woke up and went to go pee and it just all came out. Like, poooured, like a fetus and something." - Heidi
"I'm not trying to get my balls tickled by Uncle Ball Toucher." - Dave
"Wouldn't that be awesome if you had a vagina on your hand so you can please yourself whenever?" - Whitney
"Are you coming onto me for more Boone's Farm? Geeze." - Dave
"*Snort*" - Whitney
"Betchya won't quote it!" - Dave
"Shane stressed me out and I'm not even dating the kid." - Dave
"Thugs have to learn their lesson when they're not thugs." - Dave
"I almost fought a dad at the skatepark." - Anonymous
"Everyone thinks I'm a sleeze because of you. ... I am though." - Dave
"I'm under-construction in the downstair area." - Whitney
"We can only hope to bas great as Matt K one day. You remember what happened last time I tried juggling ho's?" - Scott
"You have good legs for a guy." - Kelly
"I just woke up and went to go pee and it just all came out. Like, poooured, like a fetus and something." - Heidi
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Daily quote #491
"Oh yeah, and the condom you left in my front yard? Nice touch." - Scott
"Next time I drink at a party I'm bringing duct tape." - Billy
"Lots of people talk about abortions too in these things." - Morgen referring to the Daily Quote.
"You inspired him? Haha. Do you get a lot of girls pregnant?" - Morgen in reference to daily quote #470
"Bum buduh da." - Billy
"I'm living w/ the 'What would Jake Phelps do?' mind set right now." - Billy
"Next time I drink at a party I'm bringing duct tape." - Billy
"Lots of people talk about abortions too in these things." - Morgen referring to the Daily Quote.
"You inspired him? Haha. Do you get a lot of girls pregnant?" - Morgen in reference to daily quote #470
"Bum buduh da." - Billy
"I'm living w/ the 'What would Jake Phelps do?' mind set right now." - Billy
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Daily quote #490
*Kelly knocking*
Me: Password?
Kelly: Sugar-free Grape Frosting.
"You should pull a Nancy Kerrigan when he walks back past. *whacking sound*" - Beth
"Justin, do not look at me or talk to me for the rest of the night!" - Kelly
"I don't know what was weirder; Me punching you or me stroking you." - Heidi
"You smell like skank." - Sister Bear
Me: Password?
Kelly: Sugar-free Grape Frosting.
"You should pull a Nancy Kerrigan when he walks back past. *whacking sound*" - Beth
"Justin, do not look at me or talk to me for the rest of the night!" - Kelly
"I don't know what was weirder; Me punching you or me stroking you." - Heidi
"You smell like skank." - Sister Bear
Friday, July 18, 2008
Daily quote #489
"*Pathetic attempts at whistling*" - Taryn
"Joey's a bitch." - Scott
"She just ruined her tits, they were nice, but now they're ruined. You can quote that too." - Scott
"Dicks dick dicks. Put 'em in my mouth." - Dave's roommate
"Joey's a bitch." - Scott
"She just ruined her tits, they were nice, but now they're ruined. You can quote that too." - Scott
"Dicks dick dicks. Put 'em in my mouth." - Dave's roommate
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Daily quote #488
"I wish I had your hand writing." - Kelly
"You smell like ghetto." - Kelly
"You're either super high or still drunk." - Kelly the second I walk into work.
"Hey, I saw you at the liquor store the other night." - Sara working at Citgo
"Who knew I'd find my true love at a grocery store." - Jen
"Get arrested tonight." - Jen regarding our last night in Long Beach.
"Oh man, I had sex last night and I think my back is fucked again." - Lauren
"Justin your ruined my life." - Kelly
"Were you getting dome in that picture?" - Scott
"Are you two skateboard professionals?" - Random lady on our flight
Me: Isn't she a virgin?
Scott: Who gives a fuck? Josh does it all the time.
"Fly safe ass. I didn't want to say it on the phone, it sounds gay. Don't piss off anyone wearing a turban and don't fuck w/ the people that make your food." - Melanie
"OJ [Simpson] will hit a bitch." - Scott
"I'm more that bitch's nigga than you." - Scott to Joey.
"You smell like skank." - Dave
"You smell like ghetto." - Kelly
"You're either super high or still drunk." - Kelly the second I walk into work.
"Hey, I saw you at the liquor store the other night." - Sara working at Citgo
"Who knew I'd find my true love at a grocery store." - Jen
"Get arrested tonight." - Jen regarding our last night in Long Beach.
"Oh man, I had sex last night and I think my back is fucked again." - Lauren
"Justin your ruined my life." - Kelly
"Were you getting dome in that picture?" - Scott
"Are you two skateboard professionals?" - Random lady on our flight
Me: Isn't she a virgin?
Scott: Who gives a fuck? Josh does it all the time.
"Fly safe ass. I didn't want to say it on the phone, it sounds gay. Don't piss off anyone wearing a turban and don't fuck w/ the people that make your food." - Melanie
"OJ [Simpson] will hit a bitch." - Scott
"I'm more that bitch's nigga than you." - Scott to Joey.
"You smell like skank." - Dave
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Daily quote #487
"If you're going to be a dick, you can't be a pussy." - David
"I gotta get to the Secretary of State to get my hustle on." - David
"So the plan was to fuck her and turn her into a stripper and ruin her life." - David
"I gotta get to the Secretary of State to get my hustle on." - David
"So the plan was to fuck her and turn her into a stripper and ruin her life." - David
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Daily quote #486
"So I went tanning and my boobs and butt are really burnt and I can't wear a bra so my boobs look really weird and flat." - Kelly
"Did you come back more of an asshole?" - Michele
"Super Cock Block to Sweat Master General." - Dave
"He texts 911, not calls 911." - Dave
"I feel like I smoked weed that was laced w/ coke." - Taylor
"Justin, I barely know you and I'm wasted at your house." - Taylor
"Smirnoff is really good because I cannot feel my fingers." - Taylor
"I'll kick you in the 2 o'clock." - Dave
Anonymous: I have no problem stealing $1000 of merchandise from work a week.
Me: Can I quote that?
Anonymous: No.
Me: Anonymous?
Anoymous: Yeah.
"Yeah? That's what you're wearing?" - Scott while on the phone w/ some skaaaaank.
"Do you know how much fun flying is while drunk?!" - Dave
Taylor: So wait, you got all your stuff in one duffle bag?
Scott: My life.
Me: You're really planning on not coming back [from California are you]?
Scott: I might not.
"Did you come back more of an asshole?" - Michele
"Super Cock Block to Sweat Master General." - Dave
"He texts 911, not calls 911." - Dave
"I feel like I smoked weed that was laced w/ coke." - Taylor
"Justin, I barely know you and I'm wasted at your house." - Taylor
"Smirnoff is really good because I cannot feel my fingers." - Taylor
"I'll kick you in the 2 o'clock." - Dave
Anonymous: I have no problem stealing $1000 of merchandise from work a week.
Me: Can I quote that?
Anonymous: No.
Me: Anonymous?
Anoymous: Yeah.
"Yeah? That's what you're wearing?" - Scott while on the phone w/ some skaaaaank.
"Do you know how much fun flying is while drunk?!" - Dave
Taylor: So wait, you got all your stuff in one duffle bag?
Scott: My life.
Me: You're really planning on not coming back [from California are you]?
Scott: I might not.
Monday, July 14, 2008
Daily quote #485
"I missed the hell out of you while you were in California [in 2007] but I was so proud that you were actually happy out there, more so than it seems when you're here [in Michigan]." - Father Bear
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Daily quote #484
"Have a safe flight you old man." - Father Bear
"Lets commit felonies before we leave." - Scott
"Lets get helmets." - Scott
"Lets get arrested in LA." - Scott
"You smell like a skank." - Someone to someone.
NOTE: This will be the last Daily Quote until Monday when we return from California.
"Lets commit felonies before we leave." - Scott
"Lets get helmets." - Scott
"Lets get arrested in LA." - Scott
"You smell like a skank." - Someone to someone.
NOTE: This will be the last Daily Quote until Monday when we return from California.
Monday, July 7, 2008
Daily quote #483
"She scared of dick. For real!" - Scott
"I've been on the biggest blow it out your ass trip." - Scott
"The big just wanted to get a nut. It was just watching us pee." - Heidi
"Are you wearing eye shadow? Your eyes look really pretty today." - Heidi
"I'm not in the quoting mood." - Kelly
"I've been on the biggest blow it out your ass trip." - Scott
"The big just wanted to get a nut. It was just watching us pee." - Heidi
"Are you wearing eye shadow? Your eyes look really pretty today." - Heidi
"I'm not in the quoting mood." - Kelly
Sunday, July 6, 2008
Daily quote #482
"You better not quote me from last night." - Erin
"It'll be like you're peeing in two different days at once." - Jessica in reference to me peeing at midnight.
"I like how I have four bobby-pins out of seventy." - Erin
"You can quote me; I didn't say anything racy." - Erin
"I thought this ground was smooth." - Tanner regarding a Flint skatespot.
"It never hurts to have extra [finger] prints on a gun." - Scott
"It'll be like you're peeing in two different days at once." - Jessica in reference to me peeing at midnight.
"I like how I have four bobby-pins out of seventy." - Erin
"You can quote me; I didn't say anything racy." - Erin
"I thought this ground was smooth." - Tanner regarding a Flint skatespot.
"It never hurts to have extra [finger] prints on a gun." - Scott
Friday, July 4, 2008
Daily quote #481
Scott: I didn't step on his [Chopper's/Scott's Dog] balls.
Josh: No, but you toe fucked his asshole.
"You're pregnant, you can't drink." - Scott to his dog.
"Coffee? Man, you so old right now." - Scott
"She's right." - Beth regarding Amber's quote below.
"You're the dickest guy I know." - Amber
"I'm up but I'm totally down." - Dave
"Bitches love stars." - Erin
"Maaaaan you're cheap." - Guy at the gas station as I carry up four 40ozs of PBR.
"You write like a girl!" - Katie
Josh: No, but you toe fucked his asshole.
"You're pregnant, you can't drink." - Scott to his dog.
"Coffee? Man, you so old right now." - Scott
"She's right." - Beth regarding Amber's quote below.
"You're the dickest guy I know." - Amber
"I'm up but I'm totally down." - Dave
"Bitches love stars." - Erin
"Maaaaan you're cheap." - Guy at the gas station as I carry up four 40ozs of PBR.
"You write like a girl!" - Katie
Thursday, July 3, 2008
Daily quote #480
"I smell weird." - Katie
"Will you please just take me to the back and cut up my arms w/ a box cutter?" - Heidi
"I'm getting so mad and my boobs keep getting bigger." - Heidi
"If I die in a tornado, just know that I love you. .... .. Say it back!" - Kelly
"It smells like rain." - Kelly standing outside while it was raining.
"You could be a drug dealer and your cover could be photography, but you can do real photography too. Like in the show Weeds, but not a bakery." - Kelly
"Ain't no party like a Flint town party cause a Flint town party don't stop!!!" - Dom
"Will you please just take me to the back and cut up my arms w/ a box cutter?" - Heidi
"I'm getting so mad and my boobs keep getting bigger." - Heidi
"If I die in a tornado, just know that I love you. .... .. Say it back!" - Kelly
"It smells like rain." - Kelly standing outside while it was raining.
"You could be a drug dealer and your cover could be photography, but you can do real photography too. Like in the show Weeds, but not a bakery." - Kelly
"Ain't no party like a Flint town party cause a Flint town party don't stop!!!" - Dom
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Daily quote #479
"TJ is pissed at you. The ex-boyfriend is pissed at you. I don't know, people just keep getting pissed at you." - Erin
"You can walk further when you're drunk." - Guy at the gas station
"Justin you just look better in shorts. You should wear them all the time, even in the winter." - Kelly
"You're not going to get employee of the month w/ that attitude Justin." - Kelly
"Your rocks are on fire." - Dave
"You can walk further when you're drunk." - Guy at the gas station
"Justin you just look better in shorts. You should wear them all the time, even in the winter." - Kelly
"You're not going to get employee of the month w/ that attitude Justin." - Kelly
"Your rocks are on fire." - Dave
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