"I might start taking laxatives. For fun." - Lauren
"I'm sorry I happen to like manly beverages and don't care about calories." - Dave
"I love porn more than dick. You can quote that." - Fairfax
"I hate you. Nothing personal, but I just hate everything w/ a penis." - Fairfax
"Ima L the Bz though, ok?" - Anonymous
Jeremy: I'm not a Tupac fan.
Me: Scott got me hooked on him. Blame him if I get a Thug Life tattoo.
Jeremy: You are gay.
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Daily quote #390
"It was fucking awesome. I felt like a king. A very dirty kinky king." - Jeremy
"White men can't jump, but they sure can slang that rock!" - Billy
"Hey Justin, I wasn't suppose to tell you but when you went pee, Melissa said, 'Oh my god, is that Justin Clanton? I lurk his flickr!' But hey, you didn't hear it from me." - Nate Dell
"We're by the [Deja] Vu; I can smell it." - Korey
"I bet they're scene." - Jay regarding the band promos I shot Friday.
"Wanna get beer?" - Scott at 10:26am.
"I'm not drunk but im definetely not sober." - Dave
"You basically make better use of cell phones than anybody I know. Honestly, when I opened the text and saw a picture, I expected porn." - Joey
"White men can't jump, but they sure can slang that rock!" - Billy
"Hey Justin, I wasn't suppose to tell you but when you went pee, Melissa said, 'Oh my god, is that Justin Clanton? I lurk his flickr!' But hey, you didn't hear it from me." - Nate Dell
"We're by the [Deja] Vu; I can smell it." - Korey
"I bet they're scene." - Jay regarding the band promos I shot Friday.
"Wanna get beer?" - Scott at 10:26am.
"I'm not drunk but im definetely not sober." - Dave
"You basically make better use of cell phones than anybody I know. Honestly, when I opened the text and saw a picture, I expected porn." - Joey
Friday, March 28, 2008
Daily quote #389
"I have to be in a car for eight hours straight so I'm lookin' to get fucked up and was hoping you could hook me up w/ some of those pinks." - Anonymous
"Have fun on that trip bro ...Try not to scare them Chi Town kids to bad with that gangsta swaggah." - Scott
"Have fun on that trip bro ...Try not to scare them Chi Town kids to bad with that gangsta swaggah." - Scott
Monday, March 24, 2008
Daily quote #388
"I'm totally watching Sapnish soaps w/ grannie. It's fantico!" - Sister Bear
NOTE: I'm leaving for Chicago Tuesday morning so quotes will be delayed until Friday.
NOTE: I'm leaving for Chicago Tuesday morning so quotes will be delayed until Friday.
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Daily Quote #387
"I hate your fucking guts." - Morgan
"I almost shit my pants when I read the quote of Scott saying he remember getting dry humped to Limp Bizkit. Haha." - Johnny
"I almost shit my pants when I read the quote of Scott saying he remember getting dry humped to Limp Bizkit. Haha." - Johnny
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Daily quote #386
"So some guy got shanked across from my grandma's today. I saw him wheeled out on a stretcher w/ a white shirt... but w/ like, bunch of red blotches on that shit. Niguh got fucked up!" - Billy
"Yo, let's burn this place down, then we won't have to pay the bill and we can buy 40z w/ the money instead." - Scott
"Yo, Jake highered three new workers at Caesars? Shit! One is so hot! I'd cum in her, to like you know, make her mine. But I'd cum in the other two just to cum in 'em." - Scott
"It's a shame Tom Z's went up in a blaze of glory." - Billy
"Best decision of your life." - Fairfax in regards to having 473 Jay Z songs.
"Emo, and player/playa shouldn't be in the same paragraph let alone sentence." - Jeremy
"You are like the next emopimp. I played that game a while back, its a good one." - Jeremy
"Yo, let's burn this place down, then we won't have to pay the bill and we can buy 40z w/ the money instead." - Scott
"Yo, Jake highered three new workers at Caesars? Shit! One is so hot! I'd cum in her, to like you know, make her mine. But I'd cum in the other two just to cum in 'em." - Scott
"It's a shame Tom Z's went up in a blaze of glory." - Billy
"Best decision of your life." - Fairfax in regards to having 473 Jay Z songs.
"Emo, and player/playa shouldn't be in the same paragraph let alone sentence." - Jeremy
"You are like the next emopimp. I played that game a while back, its a good one." - Jeremy
Friday, March 21, 2008
Daily quote #385
Me: I figured if I could con any girl into doing the shoot it'd be you because we already shot topless in my room before.
Whitney: Oh gee thanks.
Me: Whoops, did that come off bad?
Whitney: Yeah, it did. Ass.
"You can't be any form of twins with someone you fuck." - Morgan
"The first time we hung out you told me the knees of my jeans were faded because I was on them so much." - Morgan
Whitney: Oh gee thanks.
Me: Whoops, did that come off bad?
Whitney: Yeah, it did. Ass.
"You can't be any form of twins with someone you fuck." - Morgan
"The first time we hung out you told me the knees of my jeans were faded because I was on them so much." - Morgan
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Daily quote #384
"So last night, I had a dream I was having sex w/ a vampire, and like, it was reeeally good sex, but then he called me fat because I couldn't fit through a window. It was really weird." - Heidi
"You probably have like, nine STDs. But so do I probably." - Kelly
"All I want is meat-balls and 40z man! That's all I need man! That's all!" - Scott
Cop: Why you skatin' down the middle of the street?
Scott: There's cracks in the sidewalk.
"You probably have like, nine STDs. But so do I probably." - Kelly
"All I want is meat-balls and 40z man! That's all I need man! That's all!" - Scott
Cop: Why you skatin' down the middle of the street?
Scott: There's cracks in the sidewalk.
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Daily quote #382
"We fuck bitches. We fuck bitches cause bitches like to get fucked. Who better to do it than us" - Jeremy
"Dude Joey should wanna kill me for all the shit I do to him. I'm like the big brother from hell." - Dave
"I was chillin in class when these black girls came up and was like... "Dam boy yah know you so seeexy!" Haha, they were cute. They both got my number." - Scott
"I need a drill to take my mini ramp down. We need firewood." - Scott
"Dude Joey should wanna kill me for all the shit I do to him. I'm like the big brother from hell." - Dave
"I was chillin in class when these black girls came up and was like... "Dam boy yah know you so seeexy!" Haha, they were cute. They both got my number." - Scott
"I need a drill to take my mini ramp down. We need firewood." - Scott
Daily quote #381
"You're definitely going to be in my away message for the part about your arms." - Kelsey
"Bye J Thunder." - Morgan
"Bye J Thunder." - Morgan
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Daily quote #380
"Yo, momma, no offense or anything, but like, straight up? If you ever became a zombie, I wouldn't hesitate to shoot yo azz! For real!" - Scott
"I come to you because I know you're the #1 go-to guy for a distraction from education. Do your work" - Erin
"Haha, Joey can skate better than I can. But I can drink beer better!" - Scott
"I come to you because I know you're the #1 go-to guy for a distraction from education. Do your work" - Erin
"Haha, Joey can skate better than I can. But I can drink beer better!" - Scott
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Daily quote #379
"I wish I had a thug life." - KaDee
"I want someone to spraypaint SATAN on the Bendle QP [quarter pipe]!" - Anonymous.
"Goodbye bearded father." - Sister Bear
"I want someone to spraypaint SATAN on the Bendle QP [quarter pipe]!" - Anonymous.
"Goodbye bearded father." - Sister Bear
Friday, March 14, 2008
Daily quote #378
"Yo, I'd be pissed if I wasn't my own friend. Like, damn, I'm a pretty cool niguh." - Scott
"You can fuck her here I don't care. My bed, break it in fo a nigga." - Scott
"You want to get a photo right now? I'm getting my beauty sleep... because I'm like, beautiful and shit! Come over in an hour." - Scott
"This takes me back to 7th grade. I remember getting dry humped to this music man!" - Scott while listening to Limp Bizkit.
"I'll give you $100 if you cum in her." - Scott
"You can fuck her here I don't care. My bed, break it in fo a nigga." - Scott
"You want to get a photo right now? I'm getting my beauty sleep... because I'm like, beautiful and shit! Come over in an hour." - Scott
"This takes me back to 7th grade. I remember getting dry humped to this music man!" - Scott while listening to Limp Bizkit.
"I'll give you $100 if you cum in her." - Scott
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Daily quote #377
"I hate everything about you." - Morgan
"I'm fagging out so hard, compiling rare Morrissey b-sides. Aren't you suppose to stop doing that kind of stuff once you get laid? I've gotta be breaking some kind of rule." - Joey
"Justin, I'm shitty drunk. Lets skate in the woods when it gets warm." - Dave
"Get rich schemes are the new way of life." - Tanner
"I'm fagging out so hard, compiling rare Morrissey b-sides. Aren't you suppose to stop doing that kind of stuff once you get laid? I've gotta be breaking some kind of rule." - Joey
"Justin, I'm shitty drunk. Lets skate in the woods when it gets warm." - Dave
"Get rich schemes are the new way of life." - Tanner
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Daily quote #376
"You called me Snowflake today." Michele
"We are all the same. We all want one thing. Dick!" - Melanie
"This thing doesn't have ABS... *Slides to a skidding stop* How sweet is that?!" - Scott
"Tha ghetto got me catchin' up god quicka." - Scott
"Lets flip this thing!" - Scott regarding his grandma's Trakker.
"So Sheckler did a signing a few weeks ago at the mall here in Long Beach and over 5000 people showed up or something. They had to bring in riot cops and shit. Hahah. All thesse little girls and little mexicans." - Tanner
"We are all the same. We all want one thing. Dick!" - Melanie
"This thing doesn't have ABS... *Slides to a skidding stop* How sweet is that?!" - Scott
"Tha ghetto got me catchin' up god quicka." - Scott
"Lets flip this thing!" - Scott regarding his grandma's Trakker.
"So Sheckler did a signing a few weeks ago at the mall here in Long Beach and over 5000 people showed up or something. They had to bring in riot cops and shit. Hahah. All thesse little girls and little mexicans." - Tanner
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Daily quote #375
"Are you playing these girls, Justin?" - Mother Bear
"You do give off a stoner vibe a little." - Father Bear
"Low rider cars are for guys that can't get it up." - Michele
"I've been shaking it more when I pee." - Scott
"You do give off a stoner vibe a little." - Father Bear
"Low rider cars are for guys that can't get it up." - Michele
"I've been shaking it more when I pee." - Scott
Monday, March 10, 2008
Sunday, March 9, 2008
Daily quote #373
"I'm going to make a blog about you." - Michele
"When I bought beer, they asked for my ID and I don't know, I just zoned out and handed them my school ID. I didn't know what the fuck I was doing." - Colton
"When I bought beer, they asked for my ID and I don't know, I just zoned out and handed them my school ID. I didn't know what the fuck I was doing." - Colton
Saturday, March 8, 2008
Friday, March 7, 2008
Daily quote #371
"Hahah. That's so great. You? Moral? Shhhhit." - Fairfax
"Do you want me to call you back, because you're probably sleeping right now? Justin? .... Justin? .. JUSTIN! Asshole." - Melanie
"Plus I feel weird about seeing the same person over and over. I like new people touching my vag[ina]." - Lauren
"Do you want me to call you back, because you're probably sleeping right now? Justin? .... Justin? .. JUSTIN! Asshole." - Melanie
"Plus I feel weird about seeing the same person over and over. I like new people touching my vag[ina]." - Lauren
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Daily quote #370
"8======D ---- (. )(. )" - Brittany sent via text.
"If she is [pregnent], does she know she aint having it? Hah, no offense but we got shit to do! Hah, either she takes care of it or I do... I got some steps. *push* OOOPS!" - Scott
"You don't have a camera? Is the world ending?" - Erin
"Get rich schemes are the new way of life." - Tanner
"If she is [pregnent], does she know she aint having it? Hah, no offense but we got shit to do! Hah, either she takes care of it or I do... I got some steps. *push* OOOPS!" - Scott
"You don't have a camera? Is the world ending?" - Erin
"Get rich schemes are the new way of life." - Tanner
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Daily quote #369
"I don't know how much it's going to cost. I have to set a court date and try to haggle with them." - Billy regarding getting his drivers license back.
"Where the hell is your dad at, and why the fuck would he trust you w/ something living?" - Melanie
"Are you writing? Are you quoting me?" - Melanie
"It'd be hard to get a job with a visable cat face [tattoo] on my shit though." - Billy
"You think your quotes are good? Cat quotes nigga!" - Billy
"Where the hell is your dad at, and why the fuck would he trust you w/ something living?" - Melanie
"Are you writing? Are you quoting me?" - Melanie
"It'd be hard to get a job with a visable cat face [tattoo] on my shit though." - Billy
"You think your quotes are good? Cat quotes nigga!" - Billy
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Daily quote #368
"So, drinks at the Torch? Wear your biggest collar. It's all about poppin' the collar." - Jeremy
Daily quote #367
"Hey Cock Boy... Call me back, bitch!" - Scott (Voicemail)
"Remind me to never bring up Nikes to Billy ever again." - Erin
"You're amazing. Such a gentleman." - Erin
"My vagina is pulsating." - Melanie
"[Slime Volleyball] can't bring me down; I got an arsenal of Jack [Daniels] and a 'fuck it' attitude towards life." - Dave
"Remind me to never bring up Nikes to Billy ever again." - Erin
"You're amazing. Such a gentleman." - Erin
"My vagina is pulsating." - Melanie
"[Slime Volleyball] can't bring me down; I got an arsenal of Jack [Daniels] and a 'fuck it' attitude towards life." - Dave
Sunday, March 2, 2008
Daily quote #366
"Dude, she's fucking ugly and has big stupid teeth. You should get her pregnant." - Lauren in regards to Hannah Montana.
Daily quote #365
"What? You drink enough last night that you retarded now?" -Scott
"You should stop giving a fuck." - Scott
"That'd be funny... Pass out, wake up w/ 'White Power' on my black ass." - Scott
"You like burritos? Of course, your mexican ass." - Scott
"You should stop giving a fuck." - Scott
"That'd be funny... Pass out, wake up w/ 'White Power' on my black ass." - Scott
"You like burritos? Of course, your mexican ass." - Scott
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