Daily quote #478

"Ok, this conversation ends now because I don't know how I'd feel about talking to you while I'm changing my clothes in the bathroom." - Heidi

"I'm going to go get purple, don't worry." - Heidi

"Alright, peace dad." - Joey

"I like your shorts. Get them at Hollister?" - Josh

"Man, I can't wear this shirt; I can already hear Justin's shit." - Josh regarding a Power Lifting shirt.

Scott: Peep it. *points to fish tank*
Me: What's in it?
Scott: Not a damn thing.

"This place is driving me to drink!" - Michele

"I left dumb and dumber out there to run the store alone." - Beth

"You smell like a man." - Erin

Daily quote #477

"Did you quit Sears yet?" - Beth

"Quote that bitch!" - Jason overheard in the background of a voicemail.

"Justin, can you score me some marijuana?" - Heidi

"Justin, I am going to kick you in the face." - Erin

Daily quote #476

"I had a nightmare that I had YOUR kid and that I actually liked it. Then it got taken by a vampire, and I had to get back obviously. I ended up liking one of the vampires though, because I'm a whore." - Melanie

"Who's white?" - Jeremy

"He looked like a Holly fuck." - Dave

"We should make a skate video promo all in nightshot mode." - Tanner

"I like how I pee outside but still go inside to wash my hands." - Tanner

"Race your cock dude." - Tanner

"I'm not taking a picture of you dickass." - Tanner

"No I'm not going to take your picture. I'm not wasting film on you." - Tanner to Dave.

Daily quote #475

"Man, I think we got high off that chlorine." - Tanner

"It's so much easier than life. It's so much easier than reading." - Tanner regarding loading film in the 80 cent.

"I was acting like an Asian tourist last night." - Tanner

"I'm not giving you a discount on abortions. " - Dave

"We can do shrooms and listen to Ace of Bass." - Scott

"I can smell your failure from here." - Dave in reference to me knocking over a beer.

"Are you wearing pants right now?" - Erin

"Oh my gosh, there's quotes everywhere!" - Beth

"What, is he retarded? Quote that so he sees that I said that." - Beth in reference to Scott.

"And when you're in the back w/ the box cutter, rememeber it's down the river, not across the stream." - Heidi

"Some couples have their songs, we have whiskey." - Heidi regarding her and her boyfriend.

"Time for me to drain the lizard!" - Heidi

"I put it in the wrong hole!" - Heidi

"Look at your hair, your hair looks drunk." - Heidi

"She's a skunk w/ an A" - Heidi

"Have fun being gay." - Beth

"Justin, don't be surprised if I kick your ass as soon as we walk through those doors." - Heidi

Daily quote #474

"We didn't think it'd be that loud when it blew up." - Scott after throwing a 40oz bottle up by throwing it in a fire.

"Oh, Josh is over? I'll bring two joints then." - Joe

"We're talking about squirrels. I love it." - Erin

Daily quote #473

"Love the clip art." - Tanner in regards to the new Grand Blanc skatepark's logo.

"I'm going to do 500 50-50s until my axle shows." - Jason

"I'm going to have a heatstroke if I don't get some beer." - Tanner

"I can do a nollie impossible, but..." - Random Kid at the new Grand Blanc skatepark.

"I got an idea! Light bulb bitch!" - Tanner

"You're like my dad. .. ... Watch this dad!" - Joey

"I remember when you first got hired in, I thought you were going to get fired right away." - Taryn

"Do you seriously not smoke weed?" - Michele

"You're like, always high on something." - Taryn

"Dude, my hands are so sweaty you can actually see the sweat." - Taryn

Daily quote #472

"So Dave, for real, would you suck Zared off?" - Tanner

"You can't be an asshole after this." - Erin

"I hope Justin dies in his sleep." - Heidi

"Justin, I'm not going to lie, you wear some ugly ass shirts, but that is by far the worst." - Michele

"You got any bread for this ice cream?" - Joe

"What if I was moving keys of coke?" - Scott at a party w/ a bunch of cops.

"We don't wanna have to shoot nobody!" - Random Brotha at a party.

"I ain't gunna fight a cop." - Scott

"Bitches are crazy!" - Karaa

Daily qutoe #471

"Yeah, I fought a cop. It was pretty sweet." - Whitney

"Are you going to be Jay Z or Beyonce?" - Heidi

"You remind me of you." - Heidi

"Oh God, is Justin doing shipment back here?" - Heidi as she walks in the back room at work and hears [Young] Jeezy mega loud.

"Do you know how weird you are?" - Heidi

"If I gave you this test you have to be a dick." - Michele

"42nd 8th ave. You're my notepad." - Joey (All that was sent via text.)

Daily quote #470

Me: You're cheese.
Heidi: You're a cracker.

"She has your quote in the bathroom with her." - Beth

"This isn't my hair." - Beth

"Oh yeah, I'm going into business. [What kind of business?] Abortion business; Mega punchin prego bitches 20 bucks a pop. Literally. Good idea huh? Half off for you cause you inspired me." - Dave

"Come on dude, after you get in there, anyone can get in there w/ a fist." - Scott

Daily quote #469

"Meet me at The Loft, I'll share my tongue with you." - Whitney

"Why is it that everytime I work with you, I want to drink?" - Michele

"Hah, Kelly is here, you know, with her boyfriend. Hah, he doesn't like you." - Beth

"Don't get caught slippin' on the daily grind." - Billy

"Am I not allowed to pee in peace?!" - Michele

"Will you not call you me dumb, you asshole?" - Melanie

"Well you know I've thought about being a part time Wolfman, Justin. I just don't think the health benefits make it worthwhile." - Scott Hetkowski

"You guys duct taped that sign to the ground with your phone number on it." - Scott Hetkowski

Daily quote #468

"You're the last person I'd take advice from." - Jay

"Black people skate pools? Since when?" - Jay

"You scum fuck." - Dave

"I'm tellin' you mega punches dominate any situation especially pregnancies." - Dave

"911 can you please hold?" - 911 Dispatcher as I try to call in a car accident.

"Whatever dude, I don't look special ed." - Scott

"You guys been in California, or just not coming in here?" - Kim at Captive in regards to us not being in their shop much lately.

Me: Son of a bitch!
Scott: What?
Me: I dropped my toothpick!
Scott: There's some Q-Tips in there.

"Tell that bitch to Golden Gate herself." - Scott

"I don't need nor do I want a baby. Especially yours." - Morgan

"Maybe I can pawn my mom's vacuum cleaner. She paid like, 2 Gs for that thing, maybe I can get fifty bucks. I hate it." - Scott

Daily quote #467

"I'm like a black man; I have no [dance] moves, I hate water, I'm scared of woods." - Billy

"I think my mom is having sex right now." - Erin

"I don't think I'm fucking grape ice cream either you dumb fag. That doesn't even exists." - Morgan

"Sorry, I've been drinking for a while now." - Billy

"How much is a half cup of vodka?" - Mother Bear

"Well if you get better really quick I'll come over for a quick fuck. Hop fast like a bunny, or rather, hump fast like a Justin." - Whitney

Daily quote #466

Me: Yeah, I'm sick as fuck. I've been taking Robitussin all day.
Tanner: RobiTRIPPIN'!

"We're getting fucking smaaaashed at the Phoenix Arizona airport." - Scott in regards to our four and a half hour layover.

"Would you like me to preform an abortion?" - Heidi as she dangles a hanger.

"You're penis is a vagina!" - Heidi

"Justin, you're a girl and you don't even know it!" - Heidi

"You're such a fucking dick." - Kelly

"You're 3/4th of a mile!" - Heidi

"My right boob is bigger than my left. I think it's because I'm on my period." - Kelly

Daily quote #465

"It's always the slutty ones you fall in love with." - Scott

"Welcome to Texas. Here, have two tickets. This place loves me." - Melanie

"I don't want to die from Jello. I want to go out in a blaze of glory. You know how much pussy I'd get?" - Scott

"Hopefully my plane crashes and I'm stranded in Long Beach." - Scott

Daily quote #464

"We've known each other for how long? I think it's time we have sex." - Alicia

"I'll clean you out real good." - Alicia

"Kentucky smells like cheeseits." - Melanie

"You got that 'Hey im a dick' game girls love. I have that 'Hey I'm a dumb nice guy' game most strippers love." - Dave

"I have no game, and thats what gets the girls I go for." - Dave

"Coolers are a must now." - Dave regarding summer and warm beer.

"I wanna chop down a tree when I get back." - Dave

Daily quote #463

"Do you want two teabags?" - Cynthia

"I only got pregnant three times." Random person overheard in the mall.

"Do anything retarded lately?" - Melanie

"I think someone needs to read Flirting 101, and set down: How to be an asshole." - Melanie

"I broke a tree's training wheel today." - Heidi

"Shut up you asshole." - Beth

"You pick her up and all you feel is like, big nipples." - Kelly

"My cat should be having incest babies any day now." - Kelly

"Ruthless." - Joey

Daily quote #462

"Ground and pound!" - Scott

"You scumbag son of a bitch ." - Scott

"I trust that nigga with my nipples." - Josh

"Not going to lie, boobies are a huge plus." - Joe

"Oh shut up and go jump in your fire." - Maya

"Get ready to drain the forties." - Tanner

"I've been out of the game for a minute, gotta get hoes on lock again." - Joey

Daily quote #461

"It's like my momma walking around w/ panties and bleeding everywhere." - Anonymous

"I think I might hit up the tanning salon before we go [to California]." - Scott

"Are you dumb? You're dumb. Seriously dumb. ... .. You can't quote that, they'll think I'm a mean boss." - Michele

"So it's a guy?" - Michele

"Your measurements are awesome. Telling me a tattoo size based on a can and time measurements based on songs." - Erin

"You know how fun it'd be for us three to go to jail? Haha, we goin' to jail tonight!" - Scott

"Lets get that [tree] stump nigga!" - Scott

Anonymous: I'm telling you dude, you should cum in a bitch. Shit feel so good!
Me: Haha, shit man. Can I quote that?
Anonymous: Anonymous.

"Look at that nasty ass picture. She look fat as hell. You probably got her pregnant." - Josh

"They about to scrap. This nigga ain't fuckin' around." - Scott regarding two cats about to fight.

Daily quote #460

"You should be fucking ashamed of the person you are." - Morgan

"Can't you ever be nice?" - Melanie

"I have a bra that makes my boobs look bigger." - Melanie

"Did you leave me last night? ... I can't believe you left me last night!" - Melanie

Daily quote #459

"Well I'm not showering for you, just so you know." - Melanie

"What? Justin, you're a fucking idiot. Are you drunk." - Melanie

"Joe, just shut the fuck up and get high, because you're blowing my mind." - Scott

"Does he still have his kid?" - Joe

"That was the night I couldn't pee." - Joe

Daily quote #458

"I think we should drink while we're in here." - Beth at work.

"What did you smoke before you got here today?" - Michele

"Oh Justin, I'm going to punch in one day." - Michele

"They all pink on the inside pimpin'!" - Scott

"I topped the [Geo] Tracker out to stretch the Durex [condom]." - Scott

"An actual camera w/ actual film? Do you believe it?! I don't!" - Duane

Daily quote #457

"I'll like you again tomorrow, but not today." - Heidi

"You don't want to make momma angry." - Heidi

"You always send the truth while drunk." - Jen

"Don't angel me!"- Maya

"You're an asshole..but yet, I LOVE that you're my friend." - Kelsey

"You ain't all about the pussy with attachments." - Kelsey

"Fucking kids with their dumb ass sweatshirts and shit." - Kevin

"You love demeaning women. That is very 'hip-hop' of you." - Kevin

"Fuckin' skanks." - Kevin

Daily quote #456

"You're never going to find anyone as good as me." - Morgan

"I'm too drunk to type fast, I can't even tell you how much I have to backspace." - Billy

"I am going to drink heavily tonight when I get out of work." - Michele

"Everyone loves a nice pair of tits! Wow, I can't believe I just said that." - Loranda

"I've already been kicked out twice, they'd probably kill me the third time." - Billy referring to him getting into Canada again.

"How come bitches that always do photography are fat?" - Billy

"I'm not even wearing legit actual clothes and I'm still so hot." - Maya

"Wake me up and I'llfeed you breakfast." - Scott

"I need a beard. That would be so awkward/amazing." - Joey

"You're so negative sometimes, I love it." - Joey

"I'm amazingly fit." - Erin

"Non drunk nights are boring." - Scott

"That place [Churchills] is good for fucking whores and finding coke heads to fall in love with. Trust me, I know first hand." - Jeremy

Daily quote #455

"We need to get you thugged out." - Scott

"Hello, king of random." - Erin

"I'm gunna wash myself ho, the milkspiller stinks." - Scott

"Good morning sunshine." - Todd

"I ain't purple ice cream; I'm on that neon green rare and tasteless shit." - Dave

Daily quote #454

"Ground and pound nigga. Ground and pound." - Scott

"If we don't win this game and you don't smash that 40oz [bottle] on that TV, I'll call you a pussy for the rest of your life." - Scott as we're watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

"No wonder your ass can't keep a girlfriend." - Brenda (Scott's Mom) as he's taking a nasty ass shit.

Me: What are you doing?
Scott: Busting nuts in all your socks.

"No, you can't quote that, not even as anonymous." - Scott

"That condom I got off you broke you asshole. You didn't poke a hole in it did you?" - Anonymous

"I'm going to burn you then sctrach you, and you're going to see how much it hurts. Jerk." - Maya

"Doucher." - Maya

Daily quote #453

"Maybe you're just too nice." - Steph

"Yeah but her boyfriend is gay." - Beth

"Yall done partyin' for the night? Shhhhit, three 40z? Yall ain't done partyin' for the night." - Roy

Daily quote #452

"I've done more things on accident then most people do on purpose." - Scott

"I'm telling you right now, if you ever come at me w/ a mask, I will kill you." - Melanie after seeing that Strangers movie.

"I just might do her mom too." - Scott

"Yo, I don't know what happened. I'm black, I dipped out." - Quad regarding the kegger that got busted by the cops.

"You slang drugs. I slang pizzas. I slang drugs when I need to." - Scott

Me: It takes me atleast a 24 [ounce] to be around people.
Scott: Haha, quote that shit nigga.

Me: Fuck it, this fire isn't going out anytime soon.
Scott: ..and this beer isn't going to drink itself.
In reference to the neighbors possibly calling the cops for our fire last night.

Daily quote #451

"You should get it published; It'd make a great book." - Father Bear in regards to The Daily Quote.

"I've been deported [from Canada] twice, it's not fun, I''ll tell you that." - Billy

"It'll end up being some good lollerskate seshs." - Billy

"Girlfriends equal waste of time & money." - Billy

"People are getting so angry with me because of my myspace and facebook status's." - Billy (his myspace status says: 'Billy is resorting to the bastard life with women, unless there's one that ends up being worth that. Otherwise, it's all about pussy and free food.')

"You're too good looking to mess around w/ her." - Anonymous to Anonymous at a party.

"How come all your friends dress wigger, and talk wigger but not you? You just talk it and listen to the music, you don't look it." - Kelly

"He got fat fuckin' ankles." - Brenda (Scott's Mom) talking about Scott's ankles.

"Where's the Fountain of Youth Chopper? I know your bitch ass has been drinking from it." - Scott as he's talking to his dog that can eat a pound of chocolate, drink Captain Morgan, drown, and still run laps around a year old puppy. He's indestructible.

"Yo, yall need any vic[odin]s?!" Random guy while a few of us pumped gas at a gas station.

"I didn't do drugs. Only pot. Well, I did coke about ten times I guess." - Corey

"Are you at a fucking bowling ally?!" - Jeremy