Daily quote #419

"What comes to mind when you hear the word 'premature'?" - Rachel

"Oh yeah, you puh-seaed me." - Fairfax

"I've been up for nearly 12 hours playing the new GTA, shits so sick brah." - Joe

"I love Michael Jackson, well before he was a child molester." - Beth

"Dude, you really got some coke blunts?" - Joe

"There's a fine line between a date and a fuck." - Anonymous

"When are we going to start skating again?" - Scott

"Scott is a real nigguh." - Joey

"Oil flavored beer is dope... The oil lubes your throat for the beer." - Joey

"Put on a Santa Clause mask and rob dat biotch." - Billy

"We have our room all mega Tetris'd out." - Billy in reference to Premiere's shoe room.

Daily quote #418

"*Scott, singing and dancing to Billy Jean on my front steps.*" - Scott

"He's so ghetto. Mentions everything from dice to dominoes." - Scott while watching an Ice Cube music video.

"[Tu]Pac got some bushy asss eye brows. Nigga gettin' paid and can't get shit trimmed?" - Scott

"I wanna start a fire at 2am. What you think?" - Scott

"Back when Michael Jackson was a nigga, he was a tight nigga." - Scott while watching Michael Jackson's music video, Thriller.

"He always wanted to be a white women. He never got that." - Scott regarding Michael Jackson.

Daily quote #417

"You still mess around with the stickers, and cans, you know, the street art stuff, well, I don't want to say Art because that shit is gay. [Me: Hah, not in a while.] Oh, I'm not a cop dude, you can tell me." - Matt K

"You can't drag your foot, unless you're a pussycake. But that's just how some roll." - Matt K

"Wanna buy some drugs?" - Korey

"Hey it's Todd, just wondering if it's Pinky day. Give me a call." - Todd in reference as to my refill.

"Andrerw Reynold's and Eric Koston's DNA should be saved in tubes forever." - Joey

"A constantly sober life is a boring life, yo." - Billy

Daily quote #416

"You're a smart kid, come on." - Emily

"Strippers are really not cool." - Matt K

"Well, I assume you're getting a lot of ass and tittes, right?" - Matt K

"You can have all talent in the world, but that doesn't mean you still can't suck at life." - Matt K

"I just dont understand what youre saying, ever." - Maya

"I hope you have nightmares." - Melanie

"You called me Morgface. Thats not gonna fly." - Morgan

"We clappin' if I don't get herpes." - Quad

"I don't do coke." - Lindsey

"My computer speakers bump harder than this." - Quad in reference to Scott's car.

"See, that's why I'm glad I don't hug family. Shit just looks gay. I don't hug niggas." - Scott

"Someone smells like firecracker man." - Jordan

"Nigga, that's like stickin' your dick inbetween sandpaper!" - Jordan regarding some girl at a party.

"You want to know the real Jordan? The real Jordan smokes blunts and busts cunts. In no particular order." - Josh's Uncle

"Ain't no one fukin wit my niggas." - Scott

Daily quote #415

"You're so gay." - Maya

"I need some jet-black hair dye." - Random kid in my work

"White tees tell a damn good story after a night of drinking.... Pants do too apparently." - Scott

"Fuck you. You're such a horrible influence." - Scott

"I hate this town. Everyone thinks they're a cop." - Scott regarding a 'fire marshel', or so he says, talking to us about our fire last night.

"We start early. We end late." - Joe

"Yo, when the cops show up, I got some shit to handle." - Scott

Daily quote #414

"Yo, I'm not used to this. Pasta? This some high class shit right here. This ain't pizza rolls." - Scott

"Are you ever going to start listening to white music again?" - Father Bear

"I told you that you corrupted me." - Morgan

"You're never fucking sober." - Kelsey

"I've been on Spring Break since June of last year." - Scott

Daily quote #413

Me: Come over.
Joey: Got any weed or Smirnoff??

"Fuck my mom. All she does is give me gas money. Rail that bitch!" - Scott

"Dis niguh. Oh no." - Scott as I laugh/puke/shit comes up through my nose.

"Angles don't get caught fuckin' in parking garages. " - Scott

"Dude beer is the cause and cure of any and all life's problems." - Scott

"Alcohol equals game. I'm tellin' you." - Scott

"Fuck!" - Scott as it echos in my backyard.

Daily quote #412

"Are you sober today?" - Kelsey

"I ain't never been around you sober." - Kelsey

"Speaking of Tupac... I got you some Death Row cigarettes." - Sister Bear

"[Scott singing Panic At The Disco]" - Scott

"He got it for free? How much he pay for it?" - Scott

"You're an asshole. You should count how many times a day someone calls you that. I bet it's like, over 15." - Melanie

Daily quote #411

"Josh has more sex than my mom, and that bitch has a lot of sex!" - Scott

"Yo! I'm like a fireman!" - Scott as he's peeing on the fire to put it out.

"Get the bottom. The bottom man!" - Scott as I'm peeing on the fire to put it out. (after he was done. No homo.)

"These logs burn like a boss dude. Like a boss!" - Scott

"Taking LJ pics if you want to join." - Scott Hetkowski

"I'm a champ. I don't die." - Dave

Daily quote #410

"I like how we get drunk and start ripping your ramp apart for more firewood." - Scott

"How come we always throw the fire in the lighter?" - Scott putting words in the wrong order because he's real smart.

"I want a shirt that says, 'OJ Didn't Do It'. That nigga did it. The glove fit!" - Scott

"Ima bust this [40oz] over Zach's skull... Full. You can quote that." - Scott

"I'm pissed. Fuck this. Lets go drink beer. Fuck this Sierra Mist bullshit." - Scott

"You went to BP for beer? That's like going to K-Mart for a glock." - Scott

"2Pac has some good shit, but Biggie is better." - Jay

Daily quote #409

"Nobody wants to skate, so it's time to drink like the worlds ending." - Billy

"How do you expect to get a girl if you can't even laugh at retards?" - Dun Bunz

"Fuckin niggas thinkin they cool, 'omg happys 4200!!!11111111111111' No.... you're a mark. Sorry." - Dun Bunz

"So drunk. The end. I love CANADA!" - Sister Bear

"You're like that guy on Oprah who has a dick and a uterus and is expecting." - Morgan

"I love pregnant bitches." - Morgan

"You're retarded." - Fairfax inregards to me zipping some shit up in my drawz while drunk.

Daily quote #408

"Hey, where's the cool Zoo York shirts?" - Corey Strong

"I love how dead animals make me think of you." - Morgan

"I love it when I don't remember anything." - Scott

"You think she'll be into a real gangsta ass nigga like me?" - Scott

"I guess you gotta be twenty-seven and still live w/ your mom to pull hunnies." - Scott

"I got real cute new shoes and bra; Caitlin said its not a support bra, its a sex one." - Morgan

Daily quote #407

"Is this the famous Scott?" - Kelly

"Scott made this Daily Quote (#406) so good. Beer made this daily quote so good. What would you do without beer? The Daily Quotes wouldn't be nearly as spicy." - Joey

"I'm honestly so sorry you're stuck in a car... No you're stuck in a toolshed." - Fairfax regarding a band photo shoot fiasco I went on a few weeks back.

Daily quote #406

"Justin, you're a dick." - Kelly

"You guys are always trying to get beer at 1:57 in the morning. Not a good plan." - Joey

"You got some dope ass ledges then you got some preschool shit. ... Don't quote that dude." - Joey

"I hope I don't try to puke. If I do, I wouldn't be able to tre flip." - Scott

"I got money on my mind." - Freddy B

"Nobody steal my iPod for me, alright? Don't do that for me? Just don't do it." - Torey

"He rollin' weed w/ a Pokemon card." - Scott

"He fuck anything that stands up straight. He ma nigga." - Scott

"Busted as ride? Yo! I just got this bitch painted!" - Scott

"Fuck!" - Scott as he's drops beer carrying it out to the fire.

"Fuck!" - Scott as he's drops beer carrying it out to the fire.

"Son of a bitch!" - Scott as he's drops beer carrying it out to the fire.

"Mother fucker!" - Scott as he's drops beer carrying it out to the fire.

"Damn it!" - Scott as he's drops beer carrying it out to the fire.

Daily quote #405

"Downstairs muncher." - Kelsey

"Double dipping mother fucker." - Fairfax

"I need pussy money, and then pussy." - Aaron

"Go downtown kid! Skateboarding, Common, and cocaine blunts." - Aaron

"Yo, this ledge is more bald than yo momma when she takes her wig off!" - Scott

"I've got a pretty sweet name; So many homosexual puns. The options are endless." - Fairfax

Daily quote #404

"Are you a fucking hippy now?" - Fairfax

"Yeah, I saw Dave in my store a while back. [Drunk?] Yeah, drunk. He was buying girl sweatpants. I don't know, he was pumped on 'em." - Whitney

"Joey, if you get a job at The Salvation Army, so help me God I'm kicking your ass." - Scott

"It's like, broooown... PINNNNNNK!" - Scott regarding a dark skinned sista's vag.

"How's the street pharmacist job coming along?" - Billy

"I can't wait until summer. Tees, skating, and lawnchair drinking. We're going to go mega white trash to piss the neighborhood off." - Billy

"Yo, she was just lookin' at me, and like, she just got naked. I was like, 'ight'." - Scott

Daily quote #403

"I kill my budget. Oh wait, I have no income." - Joey

"Oh man. So I was watching porn the other day, right? And I stumbled onto an anal video and instantly thought of you. Gross right?" - Erin

"My driveway would melt." - Father Bear in regards to burning my car at his house.

"Lets take a picture of a Jones bottle, put it in sepia, put it on our MySpace and write down all our settings." - Joey

Daily quote #402

"So far your daily quotes aren't that good for today." - Joey

Me: Can you imagine me being a manager?!
Beth: No. Hah, no. No offense but nothing would get done.

"You're just an idiot basically." - Maya

Maya: Oh my gosh, you are soooo gay.
Me: Gay or charming as fuuuuk?
Maya: Deffintely gay.

Scott: You drunk?
Me: Na, not really. Actually, not at all. Hah.
Scott: Damn. Me neither.. Somethin' wrong wid dat.

Daily quote #401

"[Me: How you livin'?] I'll be doing better when I get out of work. I'm DJing. I'm having a part and I'm DJing. Nothing but girls ages 16-22. Nothing but fly bitches." - The crazy bastard at the liquor store

"Fuck that van. Its got pussy ingrained in every surface probably. I know it does." - Joey in response to me offering to sell him the 'Big Bad Rad Dad Van'.

"Waste of cock. It could go so many more doper places." - Joey regarding TFs (titty fucks).

"Mix beer into it's cat food so it's like 9 Lives... Only beer lives." - Billy

"Today has been nothing but LOLs. If that's not livin', I don't know what is." - Billy

Daily quote #400

"The girlfriend texted me saying she was at the bar all I know is when I hear the word 'bar' all I really here is 'booze'" - Billy

"Couple scene cunts showed up at the park yesterday and I was like TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT! And their boyfriends got pissed." - Jay

"If you do coke, I'm not stoked." - Jay

"She says she wants to go for a walk? Yo, this bitch gunna fall in love w/ me!" - Scott

"Yo man, I'm tellin' ya. [Holds up briefs] Comfort waist? I rarely ever wear the purple ones; You wanna try 'em on?" - Scott

Me: Dude I like having my phone off.
Scott: Naw niguh, that shits dumb! I tried callin' yo bitch ass!

"Was I the straw that broke the camel's back? Awww shit!" - Scott

"I wish you could quote how gay you are." - Scott

"Yo, I just had a dream we burnt your house down. [Thanks, dick.] Yo, it ain't my fault! You wanted it." - Scott

"Dude! They made me manager tonight! I'm the only one here. They fucked up! Ima livel to rob this bitch!" - Scott

"Come spoon me bitch." - Lauren

Daily quote #399

"You're lucky we can't knife people, because you'd be on the ground right now." - Rachel

"What are you wearing?" - Beth in regards to my deer shirt.

"There shutting down South Western. Hahah. Them niggas gunna have notta god damn thang." - Scott

"Call her up talkin that makkkin shit. ..'Yo lemme fuck bebe.'" - Scott

"I wont hesitate to slap the fuck out of you." - Scott regarding me doing stupid shit that I told him to slap the shit out of me if I do.

"Beer and pussy." - Scott

"Rep the fuck out of that deer. He's living his life in the forest, so hard! ... .. We're like deer bros." - Joey

"My mom was like, 'Go in the backyard and take pictures of cats' and I was like, 'I see deez niggas everyday!'" - Joey

"We used crayons as wax, so dope! Purple grinds!" - Joey regarding his skateboarding days in 2005.

"<3" - Scott

"Im not a crack dealer...paper money only" - Scott

"Let me check out the coin purse." - Joey

Daily quote #398

"Yo, lets burn your pool down. We can just leave the hole in the ground. It'll make for a bigger fire pit.
" - Scott

"Yo! Niguh, where you at? I got off work early because I told my co-manager to go fuck herself.
Let's go skate!" - Scott

Daily quote #397

"I drove my mom to dope places today and made her listen to Morrissey. No mercy!" - Joey

"I'm glad I'm passed those days of confusion [clothing]. I got maddd tight gear now son, foreal. My mountain lions got my backkkkk." - Joey

"I peaked in your room to see if you had drowned." - Scott

Joey: The mirror had some gunk on it. (regarding his FM2)
Me: Gunk or dust?
Joey: Like, dust thats stuck? Not a lot
Me: Gust.
Joey: Hahaha. Quote yoruself; I lol'd.

"The can of air said 'DO NOT USE on camera reflex mirrors' so I tried gently getting the dust off with one of my buttery t-shirts and that kind of worked, but I guess what I want to know is, does it matter too much if theres a little bit of stuff on it?... .. Buttery teez, nigra" - Joey

"Biggie [The Notorious B.I.G.] got shot?" - Taryn.

"I'm really, really pumped your stomach talks just as ghetto as you do." - Kelsey

Daily quote #396

Me: Wanna smash all these beers tonight?
Scott: High school parking lot?
Me: I meant drink 'em.

Random Brotha: No sleeves? 40 miles per hours? No helmet? No elbow pads? Jumpin' on fuckin' concrete?
Scott: Yo, that's how we livin' tho.

"Yo, Ima fuck her in your den." - Scott

Scott: Got any condoms?
Me: Hah, nope.
Scott: Ima get her pregnant!

"Shoulda said, 'You lucky I'm not Scott Nichols!'" - Scott

Daily quote #395

"Tha braidz, niguh." - Scott while watching an Alicia Keys videos.

"Yo, I bet she can S the D.She has some lungs!" - Scott while watching an Alicia Keys videos.

"You didn't bring your 24oz?!" - Scott as I'm driving Downtown to take care of business.

"The RP Club dude!" - Scott

"You've peer-pressued me enough. Quit it." - Scott

"Yo, she thinks Ima take her out tomorrow? Shit. Ima just take her." - Scott

"Yo, does she know Ima virgin too?" - Scott while giving me that shit eating grin like he likes to give when he's a lying bastard.

Daily quote #394

"I never know if you just suck at typing, you're getting head, or you're drunk." - Erin

"Justin, I hate you." - Kelly

Me: Do you have a shovel and a bucket?
Scott: Niguh, does pussy smell? Of course I have a shovel and a bucket.

"Did you ever have sex w/ Fairfax? I just ask because I know whenever I shoot w/ you you're always joking around and you ask, so I was just wondering if you got through and tricked her when you guys shot." - Whitney

Daily quote #393

"Hey, I'll be over in a few minutes. Can we talk business there?" - Damon

"Yo niguh, we gettin' arrested tonight, ight?! I'll spend the night in jail. Fuck it, I need a day off work. I cussed out a fucking customer today..." - Scott

"Niguh, you payin' on these tickets like it's lay-away and shit! [Haha, no I'm paying one tomorrow, and I paid one today.] Oh. Well, I do. I pay on that shit like it's lay-away.
Fuck it! I'll get six months worth of extensions I don't give a fuck!" - Scott

"She's (Dave's stripper friend) and The Loft can suck my fucking dick. No Budweiser on tap and hardcore music. I slammed my New Castle peaced the fuck out." - Dave

Daily quote #392

"You should be a meteorologist. Weather men get paid just to be wrong. Basically all you have to do to be a weather man in Michigan is be able to flip a coin and if you're right then that's cool and if you're wrong? Well, big deal. You still get paid $30,000 a year." - Father Bear

Me: Maybe I'll just pee on the [parking] ticket before I mail it to them. I like to pee on shit. I peed on Scott's door handle of his car.
Jeremy: Ok, R Kelly.