Daily quote #580

"Nine days. Nine days and no quotes. Actually, it's after midnight, so ten days and no quotes." - Pat

"Yeah, where've you been on the quotes?" - Kelly

"Do my boobs look bigger today?" - Kelly

"Donna got us kicked out of [of The Loft]... She's hardcore." - Jason

Jess: Are you for real?
Dave: I'm life.

"Dude you should call in drunk and come to GR this weekend with Dave." - Billy

"Your subconscious appears to be a little feisty this morning." - Kadee

"Gotta do what you do, haha, and give no fucks about it." - Kadee

"I guess I'm a triflin' hoe sometimes" - Kadee

Me: He's drinking a Bloody Mary? He has big balls.
Dave: No, he has issues.

Daily quote #579

"Hey man, Bri is here. LITTLE F.Y.I. YOU SLOB." - Scott

Me: What are you two bitches up to tonight?
Scott: 'Bout to have this bitch buy me dinner, take me out, and blow me. Pimpin'.

"I was thinking about quitting the Loft and working at Subway, but then I thought about how depressed I'd be." - Dom

Daily quote #578

"I was going to go to the park, but I'd rather get laid." - Scott

"We're havin' a movie day? Better not tell anyone about that. Better not tell anyone, unless you tell 'em we're drinkin' 40z too because then it makes us badasses." - Scott

Scott: Where the egg?
Me: How the hell you lose an egg?
Scott: Just like I lost my mother fuckin' mind! I don't even know!

"When we move in together, it's like you're moving in w/ a girl. Don't tell anyone though." - Scott

"I got closure last night!" - Kelly

"But hey, when I take a pregnancy test and it's positive I'll take a picture of it and send it to you so you can add it to your collection." - Melanie

"Alright, I'm going to get Torey. If I'm not back in thirty minutes I got arrested and I'm in jail, I'll be out tomorrow." - Pat

Roy: Obama!
James: Auto Sales!

Random person: Yo, what's that smell?
Jermain: It weed nigga!

"You're totally fucked." - Lauren on my current situation I'm in.

Daily quote #577

"So your slutty boss wants to meet me and hang out?" - Jeremy

"I'm drunk at work. Weird." - Jess

"Damn, look at that! Niggas got new concrete to bang on!" - Scott regarding the new sidewalks on North Saginaw street.

Me: I just peed a little.
Jason: With happiness? Ha-Pee-Ness?

"I don't want to touch my cock when I pee, I've been playing with murcury." - Jason

Me: I've never peed on carpet before.
Jason: Me neither. It felt kind of liberating.

Daily quote #576

"Just wondering if you're up for some super secret covert operations under the cover of darkness tonight." - Jason

Daily quote #575

"I've never packed a bowl before in a school desk." - Brittany

"Hey, you just ran my pockets. Scott you bastard." - Jason

"National Graphic here I come!" - Jason as he's shooting party pictures.

Random: What are you suppose to be [for Halloween]?
Justin: The realest mother fucker in this bitch!

Daily quote #574

Me: When I say 'hip', yall say 'hop'. Hip!
Beth: Fuck you.
Taryn: Go fuck yourself.

"Whatever, I got coupons for being slutty." - Kelly

"I think I'm going to puke or shit my pants in about five seconds." - Kelly

Kelly: What does that mean, like really?
Me: Nuttin'.
Kelly: You want to?

"I worked at a preschool once, drank too much the night before, had to work at 7 in the morning and went into work hammered. The little kids loved me that day." - Hayley

Me: Scott and I played a game of 50 point Dominoes last night. Game lasted over two hours.
Dave: You guys are ridiculous

Jess: Do you hate me?
Me: Yeah.
Jess: Glad we're on the same page.

Lisa: It's Devil's night, don't egg my house.
Scott: We won't, but we might burn that bitch down! EAST SIDE NIGGA WHAT?!

"I will punch you in the face. You see this fist? Potential energy." - Jess