Sunday, March 30, 2008

Daily quote #391

"I might start taking laxatives. For fun." - Lauren

"I'm sorry I happen to like manly beverages and don't care about calories." - Dave

"I love porn more than dick. You can quote that." - Fairfax

"I hate you. Nothing personal, but I just hate everything w/ a penis." - Fairfax

"Ima L the Bz though, ok?" - Anonymous

Jeremy: I'm not a Tupac fan.
Me: Scott got me hooked on him. Blame him if I get a Thug Life tattoo.
Jeremy: You are gay.

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