Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Daily quote #392

"You should be a meteorologist. Weather men get paid just to be wrong. Basically all you have to do to be a weather man in Michigan is be able to flip a coin and if you're right then that's cool and if you're wrong? Well, big deal. You still get paid $30,000 a year." - Father Bear

Me: Maybe I'll just pee on the [parking] ticket before I mail it to them. I like to pee on shit. I peed on Scott's door handle of his car.
Jeremy: Ok, R Kelly.

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