"So your slutty boss wants to meet me and hang out?" - Jeremy
"I'm drunk at work. Weird." - Jess
"Damn, look at that! Niggas got new concrete to bang on!" - Scott regarding the new sidewalks on North Saginaw street.
Me: I just peed a little.
Jason: With happiness? Ha-Pee-Ness?
"I don't want to touch my cock when I pee, I've been playing with murcury." - Jason
Me: I've never peed on carpet before.
Jason: Me neither. It felt kind of liberating.
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