"Nine days. Nine days and no quotes. Actually, it's after midnight, so ten days and no quotes." - Pat
"Yeah, where've you been on the quotes?" - Kelly
"Do my boobs look bigger today?" - Kelly
"Donna got us kicked out of [of The Loft]... She's hardcore." - Jason
Jess: Are you for real?
Dave: I'm life.
"Dude you should call in drunk and come to GR this weekend with Dave." - Billy
"Your subconscious appears to be a little feisty this morning." - Kadee
"Gotta do what you do, haha, and give no fucks about it." - Kadee
"I guess I'm a triflin' hoe sometimes" - Kadee
Me: He's drinking a Bloody Mary? He has big balls.
Dave: No, he has issues.
1 comment:
Might as well change this to the Monthly Quote... Bastard.
Post a Comment