"Quit being a pussy and attempt shit like you could never fail... Just some words of encouragement." - Jason
"Yo! Shut the fuck up! *as the microwave is beeping* What if the microwave said, 'Yo, yo nigga! Yo, ya shits done!'" - Scott
"You see my microwave? It's a MAAAANWAVE!" - Scott
"Yo momma all... straight up border hoppin' yo." - Scott
"You should just go on a dairy eating binge and see how it feels." - Scott
"Is she almost 18? .. ... Would "almost" stand up in court?"- Joey
"Your standards have been lowered, and I like that." - Scott
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