Friday, January 25, 2008

Daily quote #331

"First things first. THERE IS ALWAYS A SOLUTION! ALWAYS. Can't do this math problem? Get a tutor. Out of pussy? Go getcha some! (maybe from the tutor? That's how I roll...anyway) You get the point." - Matt K

"Don't ever sweat anything that you can't control. That includes, bitches, hos, skanks, scallywops, skeezers, haters, broken cameras, flat beer...You know, the important things in life!" - Matt K

"I think there's something in the water in Michigan that makes you guys all hilarious, and yet kind of moronic... In a good way." - Erin

"I don't think herpes is all that American either... I think it originated from Europe." - Father Bear

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