"Today I called the Ingham County Jail to see if my midget friend was there. He was not." - Lauren
"You drink too much." - Erin
"Did you just tell me no? And call me a bitch? Damn! I just came!" - Erin
"Can we make out to Jay Z?" - Erin
"When I come up, can we just lay in your bed and listen to thug music." - Erin
"Are you drinking? Don't lie." - Erin
"Unless you're getting head right now, you should give me a call." - Erin
Me: Did I eat last night?
Scott: Yeah... you stole my cheese burger.
"But uhh... You did drink a 24oz at McDonalds last night. ..Yeah, you tried to hide it, but you didn't do it very well. You walked to the bathroom chugging it." - Scott
"Love you, princess." - Erin
"Yeah, I decided to call you mid-fuck." - Erin
"Justin, shut the fuck up." - Erin
"Now, if you would have said, 'fuck off bitch' I would have came." - Erin
"I always expect you drunk at 11:42." - Erin
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