"No, I'd love for you to be my intern, but I don't trust you enough to be my intern." - Lauren
"Be my intern. You won't get paid, but you'll get compensated in booze.. and I think that's all you buy anyway..." - Lauren
"Come live with me and be my intern." - Lauren
"I love it when girls are fucking stupid like that... and... CAT DON'T PEE ON MY SHIT!" - Lauren
"..It's like a crying baby. I'm going to kick it in it's face." - Lauren
"I'm not a cat." - Lauren
"You're good. There's nothing wrong w/ drinking a lot. ... I drink a lot so that I have a legit excuse to fuck a bunch of dudes." - Lauren
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