"Wait, how old are you? Nevermind. I'll pay you $500 if you get your real name legally changed to J Thunder. ... Just do it for a year or two." - Scott
"Yes cats can have abortions. My grandmas cat had one last summer." - Kelly
"I just fucked a lesbian!" - Anonymous
"Some fag on my couch looks like you." - Jeremy
Me: What kind of beer do you want?
Jeremy: I don't care. A light beer. I have to watch my figure, I'm almost 28.
"Whats life without copyright infringement?" - Jeremy
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