"That cop gunna add you [on myspace]!" - Scott
"We ain't gettin' beer tonight" - Scott as we get searched by the cops on the way to get beer at 1:49am.
Me: Joey, you scared?
Joey: Fuck yeah I'm scared!
As Scott and I laugh while Joey is trembling w/ terror and shaking w/ fear.
"You can't smuggle pot in these pants!" - Cop regarding my Levi 511s.
"Yo, you got your flask on you?" - Scott whispering to me moments before I get felt up by the cop.
Scott: Not anything? Not tickets?
Dave: Fuck you!
"Pretty crazy night eh?!" - Dave
"I ain't steelin' no cop car. ... Naw, shut the fuck up; I ain't gunna steal a cop car." - Scott
"Dude! Cops are sketchy!" - Dave
"I was gunna steal your your air freshna if you went to jail." - Scott regarding Dave about going to jail.
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