"Are you aware the photographer just slept w/ the model?" - Whitney
"I'm not trying to get my balls tickled by Uncle Ball Toucher." - Dave
"Wouldn't that be awesome if you had a vagina on your hand so you can please yourself whenever?" - Whitney
"Are you coming onto me for more Boone's Farm? Geeze." - Dave
"*Snort*" - Whitney
"Betchya won't quote it!" - Dave
"Shane stressed me out and I'm not even dating the kid." - Dave
"Thugs have to learn their lesson when they're not thugs." - Dave
"I almost fought a dad at the skatepark." - Anonymous
"Everyone thinks I'm a sleeze because of you. ... I am though." - Dave
"I'm under-construction in the downstair area." - Whitney
"We can only hope to bas great as Matt K one day. You remember what happened last time I tried juggling ho's?" - Scott
"You have good legs for a guy." - Kelly
"I just woke up and went to go pee and it just all came out. Like, poooured, like a fetus and something." - Heidi
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