Sunday, July 27, 2008

Daily quote #495

"You just look like you smoke pot because you skateboard and you're trashy." - Whitney

"I drank three beers last night at Famous Dave's. One for Beth, one for you, and one for me. Yours was first. I chugged it." - Michele

"Quit being serious." - Whitney

"I'm going to buy you a nipple to drink out of." - Whitney

"Get water if you're thirsty, you'll stay drunk longer that way too." - Billy

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