"I wish I had your hand writing." - Kelly
"You smell like ghetto." - Kelly
"You're either super high or still drunk." - Kelly the second I walk into work.
"Hey, I saw you at the liquor store the other night." - Sara working at Citgo
"Who knew I'd find my true love at a grocery store." - Jen
"Get arrested tonight." - Jen regarding our last night in Long Beach.
"Oh man, I had sex last night and I think my back is fucked again." - Lauren
"Justin your ruined my life." - Kelly
"Were you getting dome in that picture?" - Scott
"Are you two skateboard professionals?" - Random lady on our flight
Me: Isn't she a virgin?
Scott: Who gives a fuck? Josh does it all the time.
"Fly safe ass. I didn't want to say it on the phone, it sounds gay. Don't piss off anyone wearing a turban and don't fuck w/ the people that make your food." - Melanie
"OJ [Simpson] will hit a bitch." - Scott
"I'm more that bitch's nigga than you." - Scott to Joey.
"You smell like skank." - Dave
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