"I was reading yesterdays quotes and I was wondering if you get with every girl you hang out with?" - Morgen in reference to daily quote #497
"When I first met you I thought you were an asshole stoner. Now I just think you're an asshole." - Amber
"Shit, I'd fuck a seagull. I mean, fuck, you'd do it too. You're stranded at sea, ain't nobody gunna find out." - Scott
Me: Scott I think you're an alcoholic. I think you might have a problem.
Scott: No way, I can quit at anytime.
"I believe that if you're in America, you have NO REASON to spell color as colour." - Billy
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