"Big Bear and King Cobra, pretty much anything animal named is cheap and
dope. If it's named after a natural disaster it's good too." - Billy regarding cheap beer.
"I'm going to get you a bunch of [Little] Caesars napkins from work so next time you're w/ a girl you can cum in the napkins and go out in style." - Scott
"You'll smuggle weed for me? You're a true friend man." - Scott
"They [China] can make my plastic forks, my cheap lighters, my gas station novelty toys, and WalMart, but not my beer." - Billy
"I'm so happy this conversation isn't recorded." - Kelly regarding some shit that shouldn't be recorded.
Me: What are you doing tonight?
Scott: Selling weed. You?
Me: When are you starting college?
Scott: I'm not unless you are.
Me: I'm not. Haha.
Scott: ight then.
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