Daily quote #481

Scott: I didn't step on his [Chopper's/Scott's Dog] balls.
Josh: No, but you toe fucked his asshole.

"You're pregnant, you can't drink." - Scott to his dog.

"Coffee? Man, you so old right now." - Scott

"She's right." - Beth regarding Amber's quote below.

"You're the dickest guy I know." - Amber

"I'm up but I'm totally down." - Dave

"Bitches love stars." - Erin

"Maaaaan you're cheap." - Guy at the gas station as I carry up four 40ozs of PBR.

"You write like a girl!" - Katie