"You're a smart kid, come on." - Emily
"Strippers are really not cool." - Matt K
"Well, I assume you're getting a lot of ass and tittes, right?" - Matt K
"You can have all talent in the world, but that doesn't mean you still can't suck at life." - Matt K
"I just dont understand what youre saying, ever." - Maya
"I hope you have nightmares." - Melanie
"You called me Morgface. Thats not gonna fly." - Morgan
"We clappin' if I don't get herpes." - Quad
"I don't do coke." - Lindsey
"My computer speakers bump harder than this." - Quad in reference to Scott's car.
"See, that's why I'm glad I don't hug family. Shit just looks gay. I don't hug niggas." - Scott
"Someone smells like firecracker man." - Jordan
"Nigga, that's like stickin' your dick inbetween sandpaper!" - Jordan regarding some girl at a party.
"You want to know the real Jordan? The real Jordan smokes blunts and busts cunts. In no particular order." - Josh's Uncle
"Ain't no one fukin wit my niggas." - Scott
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