Me: Wanna smash all these beers tonight?
Scott: High school parking lot?
Me: I meant drink 'em.
Random Brotha: No sleeves? 40 miles per hours? No helmet? No elbow pads? Jumpin' on fuckin' concrete?
Scott: Yo, that's how we livin' tho.
"Yo, Ima fuck her in your den." - Scott
Scott: Got any condoms?
Me: Hah, nope.
Scott: Ima get her pregnant!
"Shoulda said, 'You lucky I'm not Scott Nichols!'" - Scott
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