"Ground and pound nigga. Ground and pound." - Scott
"If we don't win this game and you don't smash that 40oz [bottle] on that TV, I'll call you a pussy for the rest of your life." - Scott as we're watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.
"No wonder your ass can't keep a girlfriend." - Brenda (Scott's Mom) as he's taking a nasty ass shit.
Me: What are you doing?
Scott: Busting nuts in all your socks.
"No, you can't quote that, not even as anonymous." - Scott
"That condom I got off you broke you asshole. You didn't poke a hole in it did you?" - Anonymous
"I'm going to burn you then sctrach you, and you're going to see how much it hurts. Jerk." - Maya
"Doucher." - Maya
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