Me: Yeah, I'm sick as fuck. I've been taking Robitussin all day.
Tanner: RobiTRIPPIN'!
"We're getting fucking smaaaashed at the Phoenix Arizona airport." - Scott in regards to our four and a half hour layover.
"Would you like me to preform an abortion?" - Heidi as she dangles a hanger.
"You're penis is a vagina!" - Heidi
"Justin, you're a girl and you don't even know it!" - Heidi
"You're such a fucking dick." - Kelly
"You're 3/4th of a mile!" - Heidi
"My right boob is bigger than my left. I think it's because I'm on my period." - Kelly
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