"Do you want two teabags?" - Cynthia
"I only got pregnant three times." Random person overheard in the mall.
"Do anything retarded lately?" - Melanie
"I think someone needs to read Flirting 101, and set down: How to be an asshole." - Melanie
"I broke a tree's training wheel today." - Heidi
"Shut up you asshole." - Beth
"You pick her up and all you feel is like, big nipples." - Kelly
"My cat should be having incest babies any day now." - Kelly
"Ruthless." - Joey
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