"Man, I think we got high off that chlorine." - Tanner
"It's so much easier than life. It's so much easier than reading." - Tanner regarding loading film in the 80 cent.
"I was acting like an Asian tourist last night." - Tanner
"I'm not giving you a discount on abortions. " - Dave
"We can do shrooms and listen to Ace of Bass." - Scott
"I can smell your failure from here." - Dave in reference to me knocking over a beer.
"Are you wearing pants right now?" - Erin
"Oh my gosh, there's quotes everywhere!" - Beth
"What, is he retarded? Quote that so he sees that I said that." - Beth in reference to Scott.
"And when you're in the back w/ the box cutter, rememeber it's down the river, not across the stream." - Heidi
"Some couples have their songs, we have whiskey." - Heidi regarding her and her boyfriend.
"Time for me to drain the lizard!" - Heidi
"I put it in the wrong hole!" - Heidi
"Look at your hair, your hair looks drunk." - Heidi
"She's a skunk w/ an A" - Heidi
"Have fun being gay." - Beth
"Justin, don't be surprised if I kick your ass as soon as we walk through those doors." - Heidi
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