Friday, August 1, 2008

Daily quote #500

"If we had kids and it was a girl I'd put it up for adoption." - Whitney

"Go get yo shit bitch, and I'll go get my shit, bitch. Then we can trade this shit, ight bitch?" - Scott

"YOU SHOULD HAVE A 5OOTH BEST OF OR SOMETHING RAD LIKE A BEER AND MIDGET PUNCHING EXTRAVAGANZA! I DONT EVEN THINK I SPELLED THAT RIGHT. SHIT! NEVERMIND IM DRUNK!" - Lenny NOTE: His whole message was typed in capitals and I felt it made it that much better.

"I like how all I want to do in my freetime besides draw is drink and have drunk sex because of you. Don't quote that either because I think I'm serious." - Anonymous

"I drunk e-mailed someone." - Whitney

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