Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Daily quote #503

"I don't know how to juggle balls but I know how to juggle strippers.... ..You should probably quote that as anonymous." - Anonymous

Anonymous: Yo, I'll fist a bitch! Then I'll eat her out!
Me: I'm going to quote that shit so hard.
Anonymous: Naw.
Me: Yeah.
Anonymous: Naw.
Me: Yeah.
Anonymous: Naw!
Me: Yeah!

"I'm not mad at you, and I don't hate you, but you were just being a cunt." - Scott on the phone w/ some random broad.

"I gotta call Lindsey. I kinda spit on her last night." - Scott

"Yo, you know what I'd do if I had 400 million credit card numbers? I wouldn't be here! Yall take Visa?!" - Scott

"Don't quote that, it'll make me look like a scummy bitch." - Scott

"I used to have a mustache." - Kelly

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