"I'm going to put a shoe in your mouth one day." - Taryn
"Don't tell me what to do, you're not my real dad." - Dave
Me: Do you want a pit bull puppy?
Jean Marie: I have a chihuahua, it'll eat the mother fucker.
"I have to touch myself to remember what I want to say." - Jean Marie
"I just cheered to college drop outs, and I'm not even one yet." - Jean Marie
"Some chick older than me at the bar kissed my cheek, it was lol-worthy, I was faaaaaded, but she was rad looking." - Joey
"Sup titties? Nice to meet you." - Joey
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