"Do you think his pants are sagging enough?" - Random Guy talking to his wife while standing behind me at work.
"I told you I loved you earlier and you never said it back." - Beth
"Get the purple once because you're gaaaaay." - Beth
"My nose is cold. I think I'm dying." - Jean Marie
"You're the biggest dickface I know." - Michele
"Does he insist on wearing little kids clothes to work?" - Beth
"You're getting underwear and socks for Christmas." - Melanie
"*The sound of a 40oz opening.*" - Scott opening a 40oz at 10:30am.
"Nigggggggga." - Scott talking in his sleep.
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