"I knew you were thinking about me; I felt my butt tingling." - Heidi
"Justin, if I made a list of guys to never date, you'd be number four." - Kelly
"Just wanted to let you know, I dreamed about you during my nap." - Taryn
"Nigga, you don't put the dope dealer on hold!" - Scott as he's on the phone doing what he does.
"I pretend to have a watch all the time." - Erin
"*A loud ruckus in the backroom* Ahhhhhh!!!" - Heidi
"Hair doesn't grow inside my vagina." - Heidi
"Shut the heck up." - Beth
"Maybe he quit skateboarding to have gay butt-sex all day." - Heidi
"How many times do you get called an asshole a day?" - Beth
"You're just being a full ass today?" - Cassy
"My eyeshadow matches your urine stains." - Heidi
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