Thursday, August 28, 2008

Daily quote #522

"You know it's a great high five when my left nipple gets hard." - Heidi

"I just gave her receipt a hand-job." - Heidi

"If you're wearing these pants, you can walk up in a church and come out w/ pussy around here." - Dave while holding up green pants at the Salvation Army.

"You're so good for the self-esteem." - Jean-Marie

"She still gets tattoos of stars and birds and shit. We're getting M.O.B. and beer. We grown ass niggas." - Scott

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