"So? She can still roll her bean." - Scott while reading over my shoulder, the quote about Heidi not being able to have sex.
"I gotta piss? What the fuck?" - Scott moments after shitting.
"I think his hobby is sucking dick." - Heidi in regards to DBJ at work.
Heidi's Doctor: Oh yeah, and don't stick any foreign objects in your vagina for a week.
Heidi: How about five days?
"I want to have sex and I can't. I can't even have sex by myself." - Heidi
Scott: What time you gotta be at work? 5pm?
Me: Naw, 4pm.
Scott: Whaaat? My nigga. *cracks open a beer* You know you got about 15 minutes to get to work?
"How do you not get fired?" - Stacie
"You are a jerk. I would cry if I was your girlfriend." - Alyssa
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