"Even though I'm not number one on your top eight, I know I'm number one in your heart." - Beth
"Did you delete me off myspace? [Yeah.] Why? Why me? Are you doing to readd me? You better. .. What are you writing? Why are you so mean to me?" - Beth
"I'm stuck it down my pants. ... ..I'm all bloody." - Taryn holding up a bloody tissue.
"You smell good. I want to lick you. ... Don't quote that. No, stop writing." - Kelly
"I'm not shorter than a gondo, asshole!" - Beth
"My gummy bears were having sex, and I ate them." - Heidi
"I have to poop. .. .. Now I don't, just pee." - Kelly
"I'm sensitive; like the head of a penis." - Heidi
"I like that we can do this without sex." - Heidi
"I don't understand why everyone has to drive like they're skull fucking someone!" - Heidi
"What can I say I'm a pretty bad ass individual." - Cynthia
"Pretty much, if you're not an asshole then you're a pussy." - Dave
"I had a dream last night and you were in it." - Kelly
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