Saturday, August 16, 2008

Daily quote #513

"You look like a hash brown on that bike. You want some french toast?" - Scott

"I'll have you know you dented the shit out of my grandma's Tracker w/ that beer you threw the other night." - Scott

Nate: He's been fucking bitches. Hard.
Sister Bear: Don't quote that you douche bag.

"The computer should be faster than me." - Duane talking to the dartboard machine.

"What bar should we go to next? Oh man, was that fucked up?" - Duane talking to the bartender of a bar that smelled like stanky pussy.

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