"I love that I know if you're not working you're probably downtown getting drunk with some random person." - Donna
"I'm an obese person waiting to happen." - Donna
Melanie: Guess who I'm doing to night.
Me: Who?
Melanie: The married guy.
Me: Hey.
Scott: NOTE: This is the first thing he says when I answer the phone. You better be getting your dick wet. Huh? Is it wet? Is it wet nigga? Yeah, you gettin' laid aren't you?
"I love you. Even though you got skank on your forehead, I probably love you more for that." - Erin/Ohio
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