"If I hurt you, I don't even care, so don't even bother telling me. If you do, I still don't give a fuck." - Scott while shaving my head.
Scott: I'm getting honked at.
Me: Because you don't know how to drive and don't even have a valid license anymore.
Scott: No, because I'm on my cellphone.
"If I could drink a 30 pack in one day, you know how big my wizard staff would be?!" - Dave
Me: I almost hit a flock of deer earlier.
Torey: What's that?
"So you really going to quote me saying 'I just got done huffing clear coat behind the garage'? I'll see it tomorrow and think what the fuck was I on." - Pat
"*Puking sounds, maybe even puke, from drinking beer.*" - Scott being a pussy.
"It tastes like liquid jelly." - Jess after tasting some new wine.
"See even someone else thinks you're a floozy. Ain't no thing though, it's why i think you're interesting." - Donna in regards to Scott's quote from #555.
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