"Look at that ass; It's like Mt Rushmore and shit." - Joey
"It's weird being around you sober." - Erin
"Cops don't show up anymore. This is the known ghetto party house on the block." - Justin
"You're an asshole." - Kelly
"I just walked out of the back room while Beth was still talking." - Kelly
"I'm like the friendliest person alive." - Kelly
"Shit, I'd would've just peed w/ it on. Fill that bitch up like a water balloon." - Scott regarding what he'd do if he woke up w/ a condom still on from the night before.
Jess: Oh yeah, prepare for comfort.
Me: Huh?
Jess: I drive a Buick.
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