"She one of those girls you don't try to fuck, but you get drunk and it just happens." - Anonymous
"I got $15 on your bail!" - Scott
"Ima rob a liquor store, everyone else is doing it." - Scott
"I'm drink my beer before I go to jail." - Scott
"Did I just hear a saw?" - Sam at 1am when a saw was plugged in inside the house.
"You're my 'hey' to my 'girl." - Lindsay
"Don't bring any skanks back here or I'll cock block all night long." - Lady working at the gas station
"My friend Kate donated plasma, got 50 bucks, and bought whiskey with it, and drank most of it the same day." - Joey
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