"Yeah right Eminem. I just wanna say to him, 'Yeah right Eminem. You full of shit.'" - Scott
"What's Bright Eyes? Yo know the words to Vanessa Carlton, so if it's something gay I'm not surprised." - Erin
Me: I gotta pee. I need to find a bathroom.
Jason: I just peed in the sink.
"She thinks I a lot now? I'm not even depressed yet! Wait until there's snow on the ground!" - Scott
"I'll be damned if Bri doesn't dump me this winter when she realizes I'm a drunken piece of shit. God damned!" - Scott
"I don't even want to be on your level. That's how shitty you are." - Donna
"Give me a ticket before I got to jail!" - Scott
"I got a bowl in my sock." - David
"Fuck the cops!" - Pat as two cops are outside the party.
"You're a pretty funny guy. I hear you get drunk at parties and write things down to post online." - The woman at Lucky's Liquor regarding The Daily Quote.
"If you ever get a girlfriend, I will hunt them down and beat them up for being so retarded." - Kelly
"Awww, I want to carve pumpkins with you." - Kelly
Joey: You don't need to shave, and you don't need to go to work.
Me: I do need to shave. It's for the ladies. It's why I fuck bitches and you fuck whatever you do.
Joey: I hate you. I take what I can get.
"Your pops has strong sneakers." - Donna
"I'm a total Harry Potter nerd and I toootally don't give a fuck." - Kadee
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