"Think it's bullet proof?" - Dom regarding the John Deere tracker that drives around downtown w/ windows.
"Just wondering, how many times a day do you get called 'asshole'?" - Erin/Ohio
"Are you shooting porn now, Mr 18 years of age?" - Erin/Ohio
"You know what they need to bring back? Real ass gladiators." - Kadee
Melanie: I am so homesick.
Me: Aww... Drive home. Let me take your photo on Wednesday. I'm in a dry spell.
Melanie: I'm not having sex with you.
"Maybe desperate times could call for desperate, colorful measures, and if it's dark, you never know what you got." Kadee in response to Joey in #560.
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