"So the guy I thought I was going to start liking a lot, told me said he loved me. I thought, fuck you just ruined it!" - Melanie
Melanie: I got a speeding ticket for going twenty-three miles an hour.
Me: What was the speed limit?
Melanie: Twenty.
"Sometimes I just want to trade lives w/ you for a day." - Kelly
"Aww... so cute, but such a dick." - Alyssa
"By the way your daily quotes are really starting to make you look bad." - Dave regarding Daily Quote #531
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment