"You're not funny. You are mean." - Kelly
"You are an ass." - Kelly
"Hello asshole." - Taryn (NOTE: That's the first thing she said to me when she walked in.)
"They should make blanket hoodies." - Customer in my store.
"So do you have a girlfriend yet? Oh wait." - Beth
"I've been banned from alpena county!" - Lauren
Me: How long you have them boxers on man?
Scott: I don't know. Six months. I'm on a mission! I'll get rid of 'em when the elastic blows out.
"If I had bumps on my dick I'd laugh." - Scott
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