"Yeah, I kicked this girl right in her ass today. She deserved it though because she's a slut. I'd still tear that pussy up though." - Garrett
"I wonder who makes these things up. I want one that says 'there is no god.'" - Garrett regarding the Taco Bell hot sauce packets.
"Whoa, you see her face? She was a total hockey mom." - Joey
"You know those cars parked behind and in front of me? Yeah, I hittem'. Both." - Joey
"I'm peeing in front of Jesus right now... and all his niggas." - Scott while peeing in front of a picture of the Last Supper painting.
"Ima beat the bitch out that bitch." - Scott
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