"I don't stress, I leave that up to someone else. It doesn't do any good." - Father Bear (Everybody should take that advice.)
"Nigga! Why the fuck would you put a sticker from _______ on you car?" - Scott talking to me while I'm scrapping a sticker off my car that SOMEBODY ELSE put on, because we all know I wouldn't do some silly shit like that.
"You're the big mean." - Kelly
"You smell kinda good tonight." - Kelly (Sheeeit... Kinda? I'm always smelling good!)
"I wouldn't date him from, just by most of his quotes." - Beth in reference to Scott.
"I should just get a forgein boyfriend. I wouldn't have to talk to him as much and I'd probably be treated like royality." - Beth
"Justin, text me some more porn." - Joey
Me: Dude, why are there always cats in the background when I call?
Joey: That's my girlfriend, man.
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