Daily quote #445

"I'm gonna have her call you and if my mom actually calls don't be surprised." - Jeremy hookin' a brotha up.

"I'm a man, I always have a plan." - Duane

"She wanna get wid your cute ass. Shit, I'd wanna get w/ your cute ass if I was a bitch." - Scott

"Pretty much anything with booze and a bathtub full of ice is a blast." - April

"I'm crazying drunk. I don't even know what's going on." - Todd

Scott: Lets start sellin' weed.
Me: Can I quote that?
Scott: Yeah, it's good for business.

"Music so loud and fire so big. We livin' illegal!" - Scott

"This is a couch burning fire!" - Scott regarding Saturday's fire.