"Drinkin' fo' free niguh!" - Billy
"Where's the closet liquor store? I need some liquor." - Some guy at work.
"What were you thinking? You obviously weren't." - Beth
"We went from sitting down and chilling to up and dancing and rapping in no time! Like fuckin' twenty minutes and Joey was eating sticks and we were bro-fiving and chest bumping." - Scott
"I used to have a dog that drank beer." - Lady at Rite AID as she watches my roll of film drop out the machine.
Me: Why'd you nut in her dude?!
Joey: You told me to!
"Yeah we goin' to jail tonight." - Scott regarding last night's fire.
"My eyebrows hurt." - Joey
"I don't know why I black-powered you." - Joey
"He all white now but wait until he gets elected, he'll start wearin' Fubu and chains and shit. He'll say, 'Yeeeeah nigga!!! GOTHCHYA!'" - Scott regarding Obama getting elected.
"I can never get that much wood." - Erin
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